The Death of a Martyr Mouse

He will be missed, poor fellow... *sniff*

Is that a nicer way of saying that we're a bit on the fucked-up side of the line, us humans? ;-)

Nah, humans are complicated and unusual, poodles are fucked up.

Poodles are highly strung, nervous wetting machines...

Humans are merely neurotics who are toilet trained.

I've always hoped that this was actually a joke that people outside the Muslim world don't get because of cultural differences. Sometimes its hard to tell the difference between satire and the real thing.

The joke's on us. Painfully so.

And sometimes hope can be very futile.

That is a shitty thing to do to kids. I hope the guy in the rodent suit got hit in tender areas. And that the producers of the show get crabs.