Or some celebrities, anyway. And when you see their kin, run: Read the entire entry. I especially liked the dining sleeve.
When I started reading her blog I was convinced that it she was joking. God help us all. Did you also see the part about having a reality show about who can lead the 'greenest' life, with the winner getting a recording contract? No mention in sight of whether the contests had the ability to sing...
Google. Boredom. The fact that I have an exam to prepare to. I didn't even know who Sheryl Crow is until I found myself in her website, reading that entry. Oh yes, that one's a gem. Is it too late to take mankind out of its misery, do you think?
You're finally going to stop going on about politics all the time?!? Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!
Says the man so obsessed with video games that he will buy anything, anything at all, as long as it has "PC Game" written on it.
Riiight. And even in the very unlikely event that you didn't buy the aforementioned, the mere fact that you are familiar with them speaks volumes.
The Dining Sleeve. Like, yeah, I've just invented a square of cloth that you can wipe your hands and face on when you're eating. I'm gonna be a millionnaire ! I'll call it... The Thing For Wiping Your Hands And Face On When You're Eating. Call me Bloody Stupid Crow. (don't forget that r) Oh and 1 square of toilet paper ? does she have miniature parts or what ?
maybe she's one of those people who doesn't eat, or drink... or maybe she's got one of those bags on her stomach because they've removed her intestines. Quite a lot of effort to go through, though, just to be able to only use one square of toilet-paper. Especially when there are other things that are far worse when it comes to chopping down trees
Hubby, Friend and I have discussed this over a meal. We have decided that ultimately, Sheryl Crow should only ever be allowed to wipe her behind with used paper napkins. We're to kind to suggest that she do this the other way round.
I think washable toilet paper could be the next big thing. You people are just too close minded. Also, i am extremely sceptical of romans flim flam excuse of how he came to be reading Crow's blog. I suspect he's like, a huge fanboy. Probably has wall to wall albums and posters of the woman. Maybe a cardboard cut out. Edit: although, if we do take his reason as gospel, it raises the following question. What the fuck was he googling?
Uh you mean she is being serious. Oh dear gods, I think fame has damaged her brain! Personally I think i'll stick with global warming - only chance i'm ever gonna have of having a seaside property!!:lol:
Oh washable bumwipes, why not, the romans used sponges on sticks after all... although of course their civilisation is now extinct, so hey, maybe we should think about that... Washable napkins have existed for um... ages ? But hey, if you just go on washing your clothes with disgusting stuff like washing powder or liquid then you should be flayed until it really hurts. I bet miss Crow even adds softener ! Wasteful polluting c(r)ow...
Perhaps she could have a special sleeve instead of using toilet roll, and then just wash that. That would be better for the environment.
Why? Blame Google. At least it was clever enough to give me this as well: Australia finds a new power source beer - Times Online
