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Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Mynona, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. Mynona Member

    This is just in from our correspondent Ben:

    Ben säger:
    I hear there are some wonderful things called fruit and vegetables which can be eaten raw
  2. Electric_Man Templar

    I never sägered anything!
  3. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    I can't think of many fruits that actually benefit in any way from being cooked. There are certain vegetables, however, that are largely unpalatable without some form of heat-application.

    And, on that note, I once had an argument with someone who insisted that 'microwaving' was not 'cooking', because it only heated things by stimulating energy in the water molecules.

    So... bugger. There goes boiled rice, poached fish, and steamed vegetables. Guess I'll stick with cooking my cold cereal and jam on toast.
  4. Electric_Man Templar

    I dunno, I would normally define 'cooking' as a multi-faceted process to make a meal.

    A microwave is an implement to heat stuff, as is a pan or a grill. You wouldn't say these things are doing the cooking, they are part of the cooking process but aren't the process of cooking itself.

    You cook rice with boiling water and a sauce-pan. You cook eggs by liberating them from their shells and placing them on a frying pan containing hot oil. You cook micro-chips by sticking them in the microwave for a minute or two. Ok, in the last case microwaving pretty much takes up the whole cooking process, but it's not the same...
    Wait... I'm not getting annoyingly over-analytical again, am I?
  5. Katcal I Aten't French !

    you eat microchips ?

    Some fruit can be improved by being cooked, although still eddible and not too bad raw. And rhubarb is not particularly nice eaten raw, although I'm not sure it's technically a fruit.
  6. Electric_Man Templar

    I don't eat micro-chips, but they were the only 'food' I could think of that can only be heated by microwave.
  7. Garner Great God and Founding Father

  8. spiky Bar Wench

    I can see it in the face but the hair is all wrong... Although the last photo I saw of Ben he was heading into Spinal Tap territory with the quiff...

    Is making a sorbet cooking? Cos there are plenty of fruit that do well in a sorbet... mango for one.
  9. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Quite so... Ben's hair is becoming an entity in its own right. :bunny:
  10. Electric_Man Templar

    The hair is disturbingly like my brothers, the face is even more disturbingly like mine.
  11. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    The likeness is actually quite creepy!
  12. Katcal I Aten't French !

    without even mentioning the thread, I showed the pic to Reg, who promptly said "that looks like Ben, without the hair". You have a lost twin, dude...
  13. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Exactly! Garner showed it to me, and I said, "It's Ben!", without him saying anything.
  14. Electric_Man Templar

    Whereas I had to be linked by the thread, then view the picture for several seconds and then double-check by placing my fingers over the hair. Obviously the Carly Simon song wasn't about me.
  15. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    What are you talking about?
  16. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    "you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you"
  17. Electric_Man Templar

    Actually I was talking about Flamingos. Subtly.
  18. spiky Bar Wench

    Flamingoes? Where did gay pink birds come into this?

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