Terrifying in its Simplicity

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Ba, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Behold, the Uni-Leg.

    Now, wasn't there already a name for leg-covering garments into which one places both legs?

    Note that it's now sold out, so Doors is out of luck.
  2. spiky Bar Wench

    Yes. it's called a skirt.

    But men don'y wear skirts but they seem to be able to wear the uni-leg pants...

    Next it will be man-boob suspenders...
  3. mowgli New Member

    ::slightly speechless::

    ... well, now that they have ripped off a basic skirt design (which has only been around, oh, for a few millenia or so), I hope they also bothered to steal the vertical-slit-in-the-back concept, to allow for leg movement! Otherwise that kid won't be able to do much but stand and look emo.

    P.S. There already ARE man-boob suspenders. They're called bros!
  4. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Now based on the name alone, I was expecting half a pair of trousers (and therefore one bare leg), now that would have been original.

    ... So, tell me, when exactly did the world go mad?
  5. SQUEAK New Member

    that was so what i was hoping for! was rather disappointed that there was no bare legged emo!

    we need a pic of these bros!
  6. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    So tell us, Ba, how did you put them up to this?!
  7. Maljonic Administrator

    I only read the first sentence and clicked, thinking it was going to be a scientific mechanical robotic marvel. It was just too much to hop for I suppose.
  8. Katcal I Aten't French !

    *guffaw* :pirate:
  9. Joculator The 'Old' Fool

    Damn, you beat me to it Kat... so I'll have a chortle instead.

    Scotsmen have also been wearing a mini version for some time as well. But I have been told it gets a bit breezy round the Trossachs at this time of year. [IMG]
  10. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    A picture exists of Doors in a tartan mini uni-leg.
  11. Joculator The 'Old' Fool

    Please have the decency NOT to publish it...
  12. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    What I wanna know is why Ba was shopping at Hot Topic
  13. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I was kind of wondering that myself, but it conjured up too many wrong images in my brain so I had to stop and take a pink pill... :bunny:
  14. Ba Lord of the Pies

    He was shopping for Garner's birthday.
  15. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Now Ba, you know my birthday's not until the summer, and as much as i appreciate new sacrificial morons, they don't keep so well in the freezer. I really must insist upon having fresh.
  16. Orrdos God

    It was both stylish AND practical!
  17. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    And truly, wholly terrifying!

    Actually, you look so young in that picture, it's really funny.
  18. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    yeah, 'Awww, lookit him... he's so young he doesn't realize he's wearing a dress.'
  19. Orrdos God

    Yeah, I'm horribly aged and haggard these days. It's been a tough few years, going out with Ella.
  20. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Is it the way she stops you from committing such heinous fashion crimes?
  21. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Well, it would be, yeah.
  22. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Doors will always seem young, if only because it doesn't seem possible the world would allow something like that for more than a few years.
  23. mowgli New Member

    I can has picture of Doors in a kilt?
  24. TamyraMcG Active Member

    Oh dear, I was just thinking the same thing. For some reason I want to see Doors in a kilt.
  25. Orrdos God

    Oh, ok. I'll try and see if i can find it then. It should be on a computer somewhere or other.

    :)
  26. Orrdos God

    Pff.

    I'm a stylish man about town.

    ...

    Ella picks all my clothes, and i'm not allowed to buy any that she doesn't like :(
  27. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    LOL!

    That's the way to do it, Ella!
  28. spiky Bar Wench

    **WHIPPED**

    But seriously do you actually resent Ella's input? I mean look what you find, uni-leg trousers/skirt, when left to your own devices...

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