Well, our cable and internet was cancelled, but it's still working so hey why not. It's time to stick it to the man. But I'm bored so instead it's time for a parody inspired by Mal's comment after I posted a link to Old Crow Medicine Show's "Wagon Wheel" Song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vJUadjdmo Everyone together now: [i:d930a17afc]Headed down south to the land of the pie Thumbin my way through Sctoland Starin' up the road I pray to God I don't see Doormen I made it down the coast in seventeen hours Gatherin me a pile of Krugerands And I'm a hopin' for maybe Apple I want me some pie tonight Chorus: So cook the pie Ba like an innocent soul Cook the pie Ba till it's done whole Hey Ba don't hurt me Thunderspork the unworthy They'll make the pie tasty Hey Ba don't hurt me Runnin' from the Garnerites up in Boardania I just want me a piece of that pie, yeah With Kenny gone Who's Number One Doorman now Oh, yeah Rinso's still here The monkey beat the badger This is my chance ain't gonna be number two no more (Chorus) Walkin' due south out of Sctoland I caught a Llama out of Philly Had a nice long talk He's headed west from the Yak Pit To deliver some pie, I just gotta eat And I gotta get a move on before I get caught I hear the pumpkin callin my name And I know that she's the only one And if I get smote right here At least I will die happy (Chorus) [/i:d930a17afc] Definitely not my best parody ever, but I need to warm up. I haven't written much for quite a while.
