Are you a terrorist? After tomorrow you might be

So, read this rather scary newspaper article about what the good old US of A is planning to do.

Whenever you are flying in to or out of USA they are going to check some things and give you a grade of 'terrorism'. This grade will not be accecible to you and it will be saved for the comming 40 years.

So what kind of things are the officials looking for? What kind of things are terrorist worthy?

-What kind of food you eat?
-Where on the plane you sit?
-How was the travel paid for?
-What kind of credit cards do you possess?
-How much luggage and of what kind are you bringing?

All of these are sure markers of terrorists, aren't they?

-How many verses from the Bible can you quote?
-Do you have long hair or beard?
-Are your eyes blue?
-Do you speak broken English?

I guess the answers they are looking for are:

-What kind of food you eat? Curried sheep's eyeball.
-Where on the plane you sit? Next to the Pilot's cabin, to start with.
-How was the travel paid for? With the blood of the infidel.
-What kind of credit cards do you possess? Al-Quaeda Express.
-How much luggage and of what kind are you bringing? Hand luggage only, in the humourous shape of TNT.

Damn Government (Although I seriously dobt the new one will be any better).

This sounds... stupid. Really, really stupid. Background checks is one thing, the occasional interview for those deemed suspicious is one thing, but this is just... lame.

Nice post Mynona. If I answer the questions can you rate me?
1 What kind of food you eat?
Wholefood mainly with a lot of cous-cous.

2-Where on the plane you sit?
Generally at the rear (planes don't reverse into mountains)

3 -How was the travel paid for?
By my boss, he's an arms dealer!

4-What kind of credit cards do you possess?
Mostly stolen ones!

5-How much luggage and of what kind are you bringing?
One small case. (about the size of a lump of Plutonium) and shoes with really thick soles.


How did I compare? Or will I not find out until the Men in Black knock at my door?

This is fun:

-What kind of food you eat? hummous and tzaziki
-Where on the plane you sit? Next to the undercover Air Ranger
-How was the travel paid for? Afghani dollars
-What kind of credit cards do you possess? None
-How much luggage and of what kind are you bringing? 1 small case containing 1 gas mask and vials of nerve gas and a parachute

Hmmm, Tzatziki...

I want summer again.

And dad's brabeque

[quote:1c5bd8f86c="Mynona"]And dad's brabeque[/quote:1c5bd8f86c]

Brabeque? That sounds like something from the Women's Liberation movement.

I'm tired after studing English all day. Misspellings is what you'll get from that, unfortunately.

Lolz, studing.

It's also, ironically, instant proof of itself