Panel 1: Bathroom wall, three urinals available, garner at the far right one, back to viewer. stranger entering from the door at left. Panel 2: stranger approaches urinal adjacent to garner, garner has thought bubble displaying exclaimation mark. Panel 3: Stranger: Nice day today. Garner: Um... yeah. It is. Stranger: Good one for our manager, eh? Garner: Um? Stranger: Not a football man, eh? Garner: Um... no. Stranger: Ah, well he's up for four million today. Nice work if you can get it, yeah? Garner: Um... yeah. Stranger: Rightio, well have a good day, Mate. Garner: Um... you too... Panel 4: Stranger exiting, garner with thought bubble containing schulzian snarl panel 5: garner, on his own at the urinal. panel 6: as 5. panel 7: as 6. panel 8: Doors, sticking his head into the bathroom from the door Doors: Ach, what's takin' so long? If ya shake it more than twice- Garner: Shut up! I have a shy bladder. Doors: So what's kept ya? Yer' tha only one here. Garner: *whimpers*
You know, I was going to say "that's one thing we girls do't have to put up with", but the other day, I was having a quick pee before the movie at our local cinema and I heard a woman in the next cubicle giving her bladder a prep talk. It was so funny it took me about 5 minutes after she had finished and left to be able to do a thing.
