Caption Competition!

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Electric_Man, Jul 18, 2006.

  1. Electric_Man Templar

    Captions for these two pictures please, the winner will be inserted into the actual pages at a later date.

    [img:948ead91e3]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m202/electric_man/july06_12.jpg[/img:948ead91e3]

    [img:948ead91e3]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m202/electric_man/july06_37.jpg[/img:948ead91e3]
  2. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Hang on, I've got to stop laughing first :D
  3. sampanna New Member

    Caption for #2 .. Pimpin'!

    Who is in #1 anyway?
  4. chrisjordan New Member

    For the second one...

    'Rinso flaunts his decorative nipple.'

    You were supposed to do this caption comp ages ago, Ben. You are so slow.
  5. for number one:

    "Doors was on the look out for Head Explosion Man all day"

    OR

    "Och. Will we see Concorde today?"

    OR

    "Unaware of the torrent of mucus about to overwhelm them, the t-shirt bears continued to play 'Afterlife' with each other"
  6. for number 2:

    "Rinso didn't notice until too late that he'd forgotten his favourite sock puppet"

    OR

    "Rinso was unaware that his left hand was waiting to pounce on the next thing it saw."

    OR

    "Who puts lemon [i:c7915d2221]there[/i:c7915d2221]?"
  7. Katcal I Aten't French !

    #1:

    A. Bear says "Quick, Other Bear, put this plastic bag over your head, the snot's coming !"

    or

    Ach, Help ! It's stuck ! Again !

    #2:

    GAAAAAAYYY !!

    or

    See, my nipples are so big they show up through my shirt when I drink too much !
  8. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    [quote:19f90730de]
    #2:

    GAAAAAAYYY !!

    [/quote:19f90730de]

    This made me laugh. Alot!
  9. spiky Bar Wench

    Caption 1:

    "See if I tilt my head back like this the brains stop leaking out my nostrils. Now thats thinking!"

    Caption 2:

    "Well dahling, the men were simply divine and if I wasn't in a long term committed relationship with Kenny I would simply have swallowed them whole."

    Edit: too many words
  10. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    Man, I look like I've got aids....









    ...WHICH I HAVE!
  11. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    Man, I look like I've got aids....









    ...WHICH I HAVE!

    I keep it in a small jar.
  12. Electric_Man Templar

    I hope you wear something to stop you spreading that.





    Oh wait, you do... YOUR FACE
  13. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    AHAHAHAHAHA.


    Isn't there a pair of dirty farmers trousers you just be jigging in for the entertainment of lack jawed yokels*?






    *i.e your mum.
  14. Electric_Man Templar

    No. It's wednesday today, not tuesday.
  15. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:92adbea08c="leather_monkey"]"Rinso didn't notice until too late that he'd forgotten his favourite sock puppet"[/quote:92adbea08c]
    I missed this one... I must say, it's really funny :D
  16. Maljonic Administrator

    For #2:

    "Watch it sweety or I'll kung fu your arse, crane style!"
  17. redneck New Member

    [quote:146a1ac9fb="Maljonic"]For #2:

    "Watch it sweety or I'll kung fu your arse, crane style!"[/quote:146a1ac9fb]

    I think that his fighting style is more of the lame duck.
  18. koshu New Member

    1# Oh gods i hit the cute fuzzy bear buddies again....
  19. Orrdos God

    #2

    THE NEW SUMMER COLLECTION FROM THE SPECIAL BOUTIQUE
  20. for number one:

    shortly after this picture was taken Doors was abducted by the aliens he was watching and went on many adventures involving large moon-like battle stations, princesses with bakery products on their head, humming swords, giant slugs, hairy giants and talking puppets with mystical powers before being returned to the exact time, place, and position from which he left...

    for number two:

    ...and this is the picture doors used to to convince us of these events.
  21. Faerie New Member

    #2

    *Whistles the theme from Swan Lake*
  22. spiky Bar Wench

    #2

    Exhibit A: An epileptic sucking a lemon
  23. TheJackal Member

    Pic 1: Look lads, I can snort a whole sachet of ketchup through my nose

    Pic 2: Bad impression of an ostrich

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