This is a .. game. It is supposed to be fun. For everyone. Maybe. The goal is simple: We choose one person, and others post an (at most) one sentence description of the victim .. umm .. chosen one. The funniest entry wins. e.g., Katcal: French. The victor will be chosen by popular poll. We can start a new round after a couple of days .. The 'chosen one' for the first round, selected randomly (using a random number generator, honest!) is Delphine. Fire away Edited: to add the poll
What can I say about the snaily, afroed one with the deep, monotonic, yet posh voice, apart from: bich.
[quote:2921455353="sampanna"]Katcal: French.[/quote:2921455353] Ouch !!! :cry: There should be some rules about not hitting beneath the belt, shouldn't there ? As for Delphine, well... The kid doesn't even have a pillow, what more needs to be said ?
[quote:a87a5effd3="Angua_rox"]I want to play, but am hampered by my lack of knowledge of people!![/quote:a87a5effd3] Since when does one need to know anything about people to slander them ?
[quote:caae1fcbb9="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:caae1fcbb9] That's a quality !!!! :shock:
[quote:e901a483e3="a really good full of words book"][b:e901a483e3]Delphine[/b:e901a483e3] Ella [i:e901a483e3]see also: drunk[/i:e901a483e3][/quote:e901a483e3]
[quote:54d913604a="Katcal"][quote:54d913604a="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:54d913604a] That's a quality !!!! :shock:[/quote:54d913604a] Noone said we had to be evil. I just picked a property of her not previously mentioned in the thread.
We've never met in person, but if the combined features of her nicknames, her Boardfic personalities, her Tripod character and her msn persona say anything about her, she is an extremely slow, yet openminded, if not totally funkadelic, cape wearing gastropod with extremist tendencies in the hair cut department. And I wonder what she will say if she finds out about this thread.
:shock: Well! Delphine is a charming, witty, teetotal, extremely quick minded international newsreader with really cool hair, a membership at the local golf club, her own cookery show and possibly some deeply held delusions.
(I think all that needs to be said about Ella has been said so I shall move along...) Doors: the person who may not have the answer to life, the universe and everything but can certainly take the blame for it.
[quote:e93bc544b5="KaptenKaries"][quote:e93bc544b5="Katcal"][quote:e93bc544b5="KaptenKaries"]Ella: Enjoyer of Beer.[/quote:e93bc544b5] That's a quality !!!! :shock:[/quote:e93bc544b5] Noone said we had to be evil. I just picked a property of her not previously mentioned in the thread.[/quote:e93bc544b5] The title being "Destructive descriptions", and words like "victim" and "French" being used, I kind of thought it was meant to be negative, may I be corrected if this is not the case... However, of course, in Doors' case, there's not really much choice, however, I must refrain, or Garner will squish me.
Aww, you guys. Mangling all your comments together paints a very interesting picture. If it really does look anything like me, i'm seeking therapy.
Not for the therapist. Me: Doctor Doctor I think i'm a slow, posh, cape wearing, gold digging, Grooviverse-superhero bich with frighteningly low standards, huge hair and a drink problem. Therapist: *head explodes*
At this point, I think we can close the Delphine thread .. which brings me to a logistical problem .. how do we choose a winner? And since this thread should not descend to a brawl, we shall hold off further comments on anyone (read Doors) till the next *random* choice. In the meantime, let me think of a way to choosing the winner .. I'm tending towards a panel of three, one of whom should be Delphine.
You're so right, but now the thread is closed anyway. However, I shall join in slandering the next *randomly* suggested victim, (ie doors).
Dammit, and I finally came up with a good one for Delphine... Oh well I shall share it anyway. The definition of snails: Boogas with helmuts on.
*mini-hijacks* Hex says: your face is wrong! Ben says: your mum is wrong Hex says: your existence is wrong Ben says: your pudding is slightly suspicious Hex says: your weasels are slightly drunk Ben says: your affiliation to the national tiddlywinks association is tenuous Hex says: your association with the society of morris dancers is rather disconcerting Ben says: your predeliction for using phrases far beyond your understanding is unscintilating Hex says: your insitence on pontificating is making my brain feel quite precariously sore Ben says: your moralistic morose musings maintain many moronical misapprehensions Chris says: you both suck bum Orrdos says: lol
Shockingly enough, everything said in that exchange was true. Except the bum contribution from Chris. Also the part about the tiddlywinks. I suck at tiddlywinks.
Clearly, there are at least fourteen unsexy, unintelligent people on the board. [i:ca423a0910]Communist[/i:ca423a0910] people.
[quote:3658737ab9="Ba"]Clearly, there are at least fourteen unsexy, unintelligent people on the board. [i:3658737ab9]Communist[/i:3658737ab9] people.[/quote:3658737ab9] *chuckle*
Don't fall for Ba's cunning syllogistic ruses! He doesn't mean it! Smart, sexy people make their [i:716fff57dc]own[/i:716fff57dc] minds up. Like me! I voted for Hsing, and remain as smart and sexy as ever. Yes, as smart and sexy as everyone seems to think I am, looking at the replies to this thread. (I choose to believe that when people went to type "smart and sexy" they typo'd it as "slow and drunk". Damn keys are right next to each other.) Delusion makes the world a better place.
So the Snail wins :shock: After a brief hiatus, I managed to get around to clicking RAND on the ole' calculator, and the lucky one is: ChrisJordan! Which rather coincides with the "Doors met" series .. Mal: is it possible to re-edit a poll? Can you use your administrative powers to do that?
[quote:643868e8d6](I choose to believe that when people went to type "smart and sexy" they typo'd it as "slow and drunk". Damn keys are right next to each other.) [/quote:643868e8d6] [i:643868e8d6]That [/i:643868e8d6]was [i:643868e8d6]my [/i:643868e8d6]favourite quote of the day. Other than that, Sam, why not make a second thread dedicated to Chris alone?
Christine: hlover hof 'amster pants, 'ubcaps, 'olding 'ands hwith 'effalumps hand hother 'air-hraising hactivities.
