Colonesque and Rinso sat down on the plane. "Stupid plane seats" complained Colonesque, trying to squeeze his legs in. "Well," said Rinso sitting on his booster seat, "You did want to sit next to the window. You'd get more room in the aisle seat" "Ai! I love the window seat, I do! It's brilliant!" pointed out Colonesque. "Yes, yes, just like you love the sun and small gerbils with ginger hair" "Ai! I love small gerbils with ginger hair, I do!" "Yes! I know!" snapped Rinso. "Calm down! Calm down!" "I hate you so much. It's hard being an intellectual with you in tow. Now, leave me in peace to read my Beano." [b:cf29998835]THE END[/b:cf29998835]
DOORMEN IN A BAGGAGE RECLAIM AREA: A boardfic "That's my bag!" said Colonesque, picking up a natty floral case [b:a3f97bdf12]THE END[/b:a3f97bdf12]
DOORMEN BOARD A PLANE: An unauthorized prequel "Do you have anything to declare?" asked the security guard. "I have a spoon!" said Rincewind, brightly. The man frowned. "Right, this calls for a body cavity search. McLaren, you're up." "Oh, [i:4e2cb3726c]yes[/i:4e2cb3726c]!" said a guard, snapping on pink latex gloves. ---------------------- "This seat feels funny," complained Rincewind. "That's just you," said Colonesque. [b:4e2cb3726c][i:4e2cb3726c]Fin[/i:4e2cb3726c][/b:4e2cb3726c]
Most hilarious sirs. More please, as soon as possible. I'm sick of reading Mesopotamian epics and would like to be entertained!
well, according to the new rules spoons aren't allowed on planes... so maybe the guard was right to order that search... who knows what lurks behind that..erm... innocent facade?
