I guess most of you here know about Godwin's law (if you don't, need I say you can click on that handy little link to find out what it's about ?) and probably have at least read if not contributed to a topic that once hit the Godwin point (i.e. the point when one of the disagreeing parties ends up comparing the other one to Hitler or the nazis)... So what I want to ask you creative geniusses is... What the hell can I can the point I've just hit ? Being the point where I have REALLY had enough of the christmas songs they keep playing on the radio, whatever the station !!!!
christmas is so over ratad here, in england. back in joey's they havn't even heard of decorating your house, all you get is a christmass tree. there is no music!!!!!!!!!!! lucky me
What are you, the Joy Gestapo? I'll have you Nazis know that I love Christmas music and wouldn't be without it!
Dear lord, I've just heard a Coldplay christmas song... things are getting bad... (Hermia : :lol: ) So, no ideas for a name for this ?
[quote:5bbe13697e="Cynical_Youth"]Sanity?[/quote:5bbe13697e] *Must resist trotting out Marx Bros "Sanity Clause" routine......* How about "Noddy Holder Syndrome" In which the sound of an aged 70's pop "star" screaming "It's ChreeeeeeeeesMusssssssss" makes the sufferer want to seek out the person responsible for playing the song and show them where the CD should [b:5bbe13697e][i:5bbe13697e]really[/i:5bbe13697e][/b:5bbe13697e] be inserted.
The David Hasselhoff christmas cd. There is a limit and this is where I strangle the man with his red speedos.
Why is it that all the horrible Emo and Goth bands are putting out Christmas songs? As if the little posers didn't cause enough suicides already. Here is an example of a horrid Goth Christmas song: "we're gonna have a gothic christmas, that is we'll do we're gonna have a gothic christmas, hope you'll have one too santa's going to wear a black dress just for me and you santa's going to grunt in latin and slay a dragon or two rudolph, he will change his name cuz rudolplh just sounds pretty lame now we'll call him ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord his nose it shall be red no more it will be blackened to the core his eyes will glow an evil glow to guide the chariot through the snow we want to wish you a gothic christmas" Gothic Christmas - Within Temptation Complete rubbish. How can anyone make this stuff, let along listen to it?? :?
because even [s:2ff492cdbc]those pathetic little twa[/s:2ff492cdbc] Emo and Goth bands recognise an opportunity for making money from their [s:2ff492cdbc]equally pathetic[/s:2ff492cdbc] fans
:lol: Sarge. [quote:d7705381b1="Andalusian"] now we'll call him ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord his nose it shall be red no more it will be blackened to the core his eyes will glow an evil glow to guide the chariot through the snow [/quote:d7705381b1] This line hear rocks though...Ragngord. Classic.
[quote:131e787b48="Andalusian"] "we're gonna have a gothic christmas, that is we'll do we're gonna have a gothic christmas, hope you'll have one too santa's going to wear a black dress just for me and you santa's going to grunt in latin and slay a dragon or two rudolph, he will change his name cuz rudolplh just sounds pretty lame now we'll call him ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord his nose it shall be red no more it will be blackened to the core his eyes will glow an evil glow to guide the chariot through the snow we want to wish you a gothic christmas"[/quote:131e787b48] Actually, it's that pathetic it is actually almost funny... but then, I guess it's probably worse with the [s:131e787b48]random noise[/s:131e787b48] tune behind the words...
That's an actual song??? Oh dear. When I read it through, I assumed Andalusian made it up as a spoof!
[quote:bb1be000f3="Rincewind"]:lol: Sarge. [quote:bb1be000f3="Andalusian"] now we'll call him ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord his nose it shall be red no more it will be blackened to the core his eyes will glow an evil glow to guide the chariot through the snow [/quote:bb1be000f3] This line hear rocks though...Ragngord. Classic.[/quote:bb1be000f3] Fuck yeah! That's a much better name than Rudolph.
ragnagord, the black nosed raindere had a very dull nose all of the other raindere.......................... it dosen't quite fit his profile :lol:
'All of the other reindeers wouldn't let him play thier reindeers games...' So ragnagord destoryed them and sold there internal organs on the japanese black market and used the money to buy robotic minons who would obey with every wim' See very festive.
and with the new raindere he had a major fight, got hold of some napalm and blew them all to shite :lol: oh i feel the festive joy flowing through my vains
...I think it's pretty funny... self irony is something I always missed in Goth and Emo subculture...
all this reminds me of Bill Nighy in Love Actually, trying to get his really lame song to be christmas number one... man that song was lame !
[quote:2c0d355f0a="Rincewind"]'All of the other reindeers wouldn't let him play thier reindeers games...' So ragnagord destoryed them and sold there internal organs on the japanese black market and used the money to buy robotic minons who would obey with every wim' See very festive.[/quote:2c0d355f0a] It's like I always say: "Christmas isn't about slaying your enemies, or trying to take over the world with a vampire army. I't about love, and candy"
[quote:f74a1a2879="Rincewind"]'All of the other reindeers wouldn't let him play thier reindeers games...' So ragnagord destoryed them and sold there internal organs on the japanese black market and used the money to buy robotic minons who would obey with every wim' See very festive.[/quote:f74a1a2879] That made me laugh loudly
I know Within Temptation. They don't strike me as the type of band who would take themselves that seriously. I strongly suspect the presence of irony here.
ive just looked it up on the internet here's the link: www.radioblogclub.com/search/60/within_temptation its called gothic x-mas. its at the bottom of the page
The presence of irony does not make it any less of an insult to my ears. But the best one would have to be: My Chemical Romance - All I Want For Christmas Is You Yes, the Mariah Carey song. The mind boggles. Edit: I just listened to the link... its worse than I remembered it. My ears feel violated.
