Personally I like reading mine ... i don't believe in it as such. But this link is a site that offers a Humourscope and personally I think its hysterical. They always some good quotes to... http://www.humorscope.com/ :lol:
Calculating your superhero identity for the day... Checking with NASA... Tuning quantum interferometer... Following a trail of cyber-crumbs... Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Lightning Flame Secret Identity: Clare Cochran Special Power: Flaming Feet Transportation: Nuclear Bathtub Weapon: X-Ray Grenade Costume: Carbonite Bikini Sidekick: Pippin Nemesis: Ming the Deadly Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia Favorite Food: Green Beans
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Storm Cat Secret Identity: Lourens Martinus du Plessis Special Power: Crackling Hands Transportation: Electric Skateboard Weapon: Psionic Grenade Costume: Fireproof Sport Coat Sidekick: Gilligan Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper Tragic Flaw: Laziness Favorite Food: Onion Rings MIIAWWWWW!!!!! Correct, exept for the onion rings (eeeuuuggggghhhh).
I don't "believe" in astrology, but I think it has a lot of value. Very basic horoscopes, on the other hand, are almost valueless, except for fun. A lot of people confuse horoscopes with astrology. However, I am truly stunned by the accuracy of this site: [quote:59ec55e5a5]Today you'll start a new rock group, named "SPAM Catapult", and kick things off with a really smokin' number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.[/quote:59ec55e5a5] As for my superhero identity (though I'm not sure I should reveal it publicly): Name: Lady Wolf Secret Identity: Grace Garner Special Power: Psychotronic Stick Transportation: Nuclear Minivan Weapon: Electron Cutlass Costume: Jewelled Nightgown Sidekick: Festus Nemesis: Jack the Crafty Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness Favorite Food: Sardines It's like they know me.
Contacting the mysterious Quelm in the seventh dimension... Finding someone to vouch for you... Following a trail of cyber-crumbs... Name: Green Runner Secret Identity: Damien Delargey Special Power: Psychotronic Breath Transportation: Magnetic Bathtub Weapon: Graviton Spray Costume: Chain Skin Sidekick: Gilligan Nemesis: Arnold the Flatulent Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams Favorite Food: Lasagna Damn you clams!
Name: Madame Muffin Secret Identity: ? Special Power: Invisibility Transportation: Magnetic Train Weapon: Ion Flare Costume: Fibersteel Helmet Sidekick: Igor Nemesis: Nancy the Riddler Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers Hurrah I get Igor as a side kick - well at least I know he'll be able to patch me up if I get into difficulty! EDit: I notice that Rinso also has a fear of clams Double damn you- clams and your evil ways
Name: Thunder Panther Secret Identity: ***** ******* (What? Like I'm going to tell everyone...) Special Power: Lightning Chopsticks Transportation: Magnetic Skateboard Weapon: Photon Cannon Costume: Silver Robe Sidekick: The Professor Nemesis: Harold the Younger Tragic Flaw: Fear of flying Favorite Food: Cake
Calculating your superhero identity for the day... Accessing Victoria's Secret secrets... Searching the sky for signs... Following a trail of cyber-crumbs... [img:46da24b69d]http://www.humorscope.com/images/superheroes/voltman_thinking_hes_great_md_wht.gif[/img:46da24b69d] Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Captain Guy [quote:46da24b69d="Tephlon"]Secret Identity: ***** ******* (What? Like I'm going to tell everyone...)[/quote:46da24b69d] Special Power: Invisible Tentacles Transportation: Nuclear Jet Weapon: Quantum Cutlass Costume: Hardened Gauntlets Sidekick: Ginger Nemesis: Ming the Ripper Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness Favorite Food: Spaghetti [size=12:46da24b69d][b:46da24b69d][color=blue:46da24b69d]Taurus[/color:46da24b69d][/b:46da24b69d][/size:46da24b69d] [img:46da24b69d]http://www.ta2.com/zodiac/images/taurus.gif[/img:46da24b69d] Today you will finally reach the breaking point, since that incessant pounding from your new neighbor's place is driving you nuts! You will storm over there, but what you find will be very bad news indeed. Your new neighbor is the Energizer Bunny.
[quote:7ef42b822f="Perdita"] EDit: I notice that Rinso also has a fear of clams Double damn you- clams and your evil ways[/quote:7ef42b822f] So according to this, clams must be the most frightening things in the entire world! (In your face terrorism..you've been going total wrong!)
[quote:6538f87574="Rincewind"][quote:6538f87574="Perdita"] EDit: I notice that Rinso also has a fear of clams Double damn you- clams and your evil ways[/quote:6538f87574] So according to this, clams must be the most frightening things in the entire world! (In your face terrorism..you've been going total wrong!)[/quote:6538f87574] Fish restaurants will never be the same again.
Scanning radio telescope images... Tuning quantum interferometer... Sending data packets to Jupiter via gravity wave transmission... Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Citronella Secret Identity: Amy Special Power: Twisting Enigma Transportation: Magnetic Bathtub Weapon: Ion Grenade Costume: Stainless Steel Pajamas Sidekick: Bufurt Nemesis: Cindy the Hideous Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs Favorite Food: Tofu At least I won't fall out when I'm zooming along in my magnetic bathtub thanks to the stainless steel pajamas. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) This is a time when you need to hold on to your dreams. Or in other words, reality is becoming too much for you, and you should try to escape into a bizarre fantasy life. Heck, it works fine for Ross Perot, doesn't it?
Weird Al-Your Horoscope For Today Aquarius! There's a travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole 17 hours a day Pieces! Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work today Aries! The look in your face will be priceless when you find that 40-pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus! You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The Stars predict you'll wake up to a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep 4x-That's your horoscope for today Gemini! Your birthday will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest Cancer! The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo! Now is not the time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik Virgo! All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick 4x-That's your horoscope for today Now you may find it inconcievable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but ley me give you the assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true. Where was I? Libra! A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio! Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak Sagittarius! All your friends are laughing behind your back... Kill them Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den Capricorn~ The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person... but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never leave my house again 4x-That's your horoscope for today
This thing is strangely accurate. Name: Blaze Raven Secret Identity: Darth Dobbin Special Power: Flight Transportation: Turbo Tricycle Weapon: Ultra Grenade Costume: Vinyl Pajamas (cool!) Sidekick: the Professor Nemesis: Ming the Unspeakable Tragic Flaw: Addicted to yogurt (this is actually true. i cant live without the stuff) Favorite Food: Stroganoff
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Beware of the Spanish Inquisition, today. They may show up unexpectedly. Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Storm Sister Secret Identity: (they'll kill me if I tell you) Special Power: Psionic Stick Transportation: Electric Rollerblades Weapon: Ion Lasso Costume: Alligator Bikini Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie Nemesis: Cindy the Evil Tragic Flaw: Addicted to love Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers Well, at least when the Spanish Inquisition shows up I'll be armed with my ion lasso and can escape on my electric rollerblades. Not so sure how I'll look in the alligator bikini, though.
Name: Frost Dude Secret Identity: Steven Orr Special Power: Crackling Feet Transportation: Magnetic Scooter Weapon: Lightning Cutlass Costume: Alligator Boots Sidekick: Squinty Clint Nemesis: John the Mad Tragic Flaw: Addicted to email Favorite Food: Pie
