Please forgive me. Please. PS, unlike Rinso, I am not at work OR drunk OR drunk at work. For once. PPS, Grace's birthday rocks! PPPS, I hereby declare my life savings and worldly possessions are to be given to the Great God Garner if anything should happen to me, including cellular respiration.
[quote:94a4034518="colonesque10"]PPPS, I hereby declare my life savings and worldly possessions are to be given to the Great God Garner if anything should happen to me, including cellular respiration.[/quote:94a4034518] Why do I have this mental picture of Garner towering over Kenny while he types?
That was my second thought, but the first part sounded authentically Kenny like... I agree with Rinso.... Do you really want all of Kenny's posessions? Well, at least it'll fit in a tupperware box.
[quote:c636b5abef="Tephlon"]That was my second thought, but the first part sounded authentically Kenny like... I agree with Rinso.... Do you really want all of Kenny's posessions? Well, at least it'll fit in a tupperware box.[/quote:c636b5abef] Thats if I even owned a tupperware container, damn that party. As for you Rinso I may well smell of poo and wee but I was at Graces's party and you weren't so nah nah na nah nah.
[quote:70e8ffa83b="Rincewind"]Don't worry I went to a party with bob. It was great* *I say 'great' I mean 'non-existant'.[/quote:70e8ffa83b] And you say party when you really mean gimpfest.
So Bob went to a non-existent gimpfest with Rinso. Are we getting near the root cause of poor little Bob's unhappiness , or is this merely a symptom?
[quote:c2db92bdbf="Rincewind"]So saying I went to a 'non-existant gimpfest'. I dunno if thats an insult or not. :?[/quote:c2db92bdbf] I suppose you could say it was in insult to gimpfests everywhere that I made one up. I therefore apologise to all gimpfest organizers and hope the trauma involved has not been too severe.
colonesque10 wrote : [quote:84d1c58151] l smell of poo and wee [/quote:84d1c58151] welcome to parent hood.
[quote:e938849cc9="Tephlon"]I don't think Kenny is allowed to breed...[/quote:e938849cc9] It took us a few years of campaigning, but when the law was finally passed we were so happy.
[quote:1bd760faa5="Electric_Man"][quote:1bd760faa5="Tephlon"]I don't think Kenny is allowed to breed...[/quote:1bd760faa5] It took us a few years of campaigning, but when the law was finally passed we were so happy.[/quote:1bd760faa5] They had to think about that?!
The problem was getting them to look at a picture of him (apparently they need that to confirm). It took them two years to gather the mental courage to do so.
[quote:fe118bc298="Electric_Man"]The problem was getting them to look at a picture of him (apparently they need that to confirm). It took them two years to gather the mental courage to do so.[/quote:fe118bc298]
Damn you all. I'm actually currently in Switzerland trying to get some treatment that will allow me to grow a mini-kenny in a bucket using only my sperm and a used teabag, then who'll be laughing.
[quote:79c4570d68="colonesque10"]Damn you all. I'm actually currently in Switzerland trying to get some treatment that will allow me to grow a mini-kenny in a bucket using only my sperm and a used teabag, then who'll be laughing. [/quote:79c4570d68] Tetley sales reps as they see sales soaring due to all the practice runs?
Ba is still working on scripts. He'd be finished, but he had to write a short story, plus he had Aframos to write. But he should be finished soon.
[quote:9e745d489d="Ba"]Worry not. Ba has made it his mission in life to prevent Kenny from successfully reproducing.[/quote:9e745d489d] If badgers would just 'put out' more it'd make my job a lot easier. Ah well, back to the bucket of spermtea.
[quote:51729cb91c="colonesque10"][quote:51729cb91c="Ba"]Worry not. Ba has made it his mission in life to prevent Kenny from successfully reproducing.[/quote:51729cb91c] If badgers would just 'put out' more it'd make my job a lot easier. Ah well, back to the bucket of spermtea. [/quote:51729cb91c] Now, there's a thought - what would you get if you crossed Kenny with a badger? Nobby Nobbs, maybe? No, on second thoughts, that's unfair to badgers!
[quote:31d1b90008="colonesque10"][quote:31d1b90008="Ba"]Worry not. Ba has made it his mission in life to prevent Kenny from successfully reproducing.[/quote:31d1b90008] If badgers would just 'put out' more it'd make my job a lot easier. Ah well, back to the bucket of spermtea. [/quote:31d1b90008] Badgers do not deserve such nasty treatment, they deserve respect and at least 3 dates before they can be expected to put out Kenny is probably just too tight to show a badger a good time...
Ok, I know I'm gravedigging, upping a post from months ago, but I just stumbled accross it while searching for Bob, and I have now laughed so hard I have not only wet myself, but I think my boss is seriously considering either firing me for reading stupid stuff at work, or calling those kind men in white coats to take me away to a nice calm place for me to have a little rest. Kenny, i hate you. :evil: :badgrin: :lol: :roll:
