So, i got ahold of a text purporting to be a leaked copy of "If I Did It" by OJ Simpson. If one is to take it as a work of fiction, it's slightly interesting but suffers from several failings. If one is to take it as a first person accounting of one of the most god-awful media circuses in living memory, it's very interesting. If one is to take it as OJ's account of how it would have happened if he were the real murderer... it's very very very fucking creepy. I think i need a bath, and some steel-wool to scour with.