The rules: A category will be given. You post to say "If the poster above me were a [category], they would be..." I or an appointed other will intermittently change the category. The current category is... animal. So the next person in the thread should post what kind of animal I would be, and the next poster says what kind of animal that person would be and so on.
If Kat was an animal, she would be a genetic hybrid between a bunny and a cat. So she'd have sex all day while sleeping continuously.
Spiky would be a.... kangaroo. Er, cause it's australian. Hm. I probably should have thought about that a bit more.
Doors would be...an ANGRY SLOTH. This just in... Mr. HYPNOTOAD says: oh, i'll kill you. one day. Mr. HYPNOTOAD says: when i can be arsed
if the person above me would be an animal - chris would be a jack russel terrier; small, tenatious and excitable
If Mynona was an animal, she would be a penguin. Short, lives in the cold and has a murderous stare. If you don't believe the last part, you should probably see her now for proof.
If Om was an animal, she would be a tree. . Because they're wise, and inspiring, and can club you something fierce if they feel you deserve it.
Thank you, thank you all so much. I'd like to thank my lack of creativity, my love of teasing Ben and all things garnerish for this win. You like me, you really like me *sobs*
If Mowgli were an animal, she would be a bee, because they are very industrious, surprisingly intelligent and coming from other countries to take over ours. Subject change! New category... type of film.
Grace would be one of those 1950s educational videos. "How to drive a motorvehicle" or "how to enjoy your eye glasses" Something like that
If Kat were a type of film, she'd be a Python film, because she's amusing, English, and is involved with rabbits...
If Brad were a film he'd be a war epic... he can fight, he can kill and yet he can be all warm, mushy, human and string a complete sentence together.
chris, i think, would be the very craziest sort of action film, set on some strange and distant planet.
Plaid would be a foreign arthouse film. Not always drawing on the same frames of reference as the rest of us, sometimes hard to understand, but worth it once you take the trouble, and always churning out beautiful images regardless. New category... food!
If Grace was a food she would be a... hmm... I think I'll go for a scone, traditional English style with thick cream and raspberry jam. Yummy. (The scone, not Grace, Garner, put that axe down...)
If Kat was a food she'd be something French made by an Englishman, Rick Stein's Cassulet, incredibly rich but tasty though...
If I'm allowed to be picky, I'd rather be a Jamie Oliver dish, or at the very worse a Gordon Bloody Ramsey...
[-]If Katcal were a kind of food, she'd be an Englishwoman living in France.[/-] If Spiky were a kind of food, she would be an Australian.
If Ba were a type of food, well it's just too easy isn't it? I just can't decide what filling it would have, something savory or something sweet, maybe something nutty? Okay you decide for yourself, its Pie anyway.
If Tamyra was a food she'd be Lefsa. Or possibly lutefisk. Because all Minnesotans live off of these two staples.
If Nester were a type of food he's probably be a buffalo burger with bacon and pepperjack cheese (medium rare).
If Om were a food, she'd be a banana curry; fruity, spicey, of mixed origin, very weird but nice nonetheless. Change of category! The new category is... vehicle. I also hereby nominate CJ for category-changing powers, should he choose to accept!
If Ba were a vehicle he'd be a hearse. With flames. And possibly one that plays the same song as an ice cream truck....
I want one !!! If chris was a vehicle he would be... hmmm... A beetle, painted bright pink with orange flowers, and a furry yellow interior.
If Katcal was a vehicle she would be a smart car modded out to look like a daleck. YEAH! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Daleknew.jpg
If Spiky were a car she'd have to be some sort of four wheel drive because they can survive through just about anything. Plus she lives in Australia, lots of space to drive in circles without finding any roads...
