I'm Back

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Orrdos, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. Orrdos God

    Yo!

    I have returned!

    Have I missed anything?
  2. mowgli New Member

    ... Not to feed your ego through comparison or anything like that, but I can totally see Jesus saying the same thing upon his return. :tongue:
  3. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Pah, like only another Londoncon, and the end of the world, and the discovery of a cure for peanuts. Which just proves once again that you suck.
  4. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Yo doorsh.

    I had to call up a furniture company (furniture@work, to be specific) the other day because my manager wants some coat stands but our business manager won't approve any more purchases this year. The company is based in scotland, and are a bit... aggressive... with their sales tactics. I had to almost sign up for a company account before they'd even give me a quote, and then I said I'd have to get back to them.

    Next day, i get a call from one of the other admin in our team who said "i'm really sorry about this, but I've got some guy called stephen on the line who asked for you, but I can't understand a word he's saying. I don't know where he's from."

    I thought 'lord, its been a whole week of shitty calls, what in the world is this one going to be about', so I wasn't sure what to expect. I took the call, and said "Hello, you're through to Clay, how can I help?"

    "Ah, hallo thar Clay, thees is Stephan aht furrniturre aht werk"

    I nearly had to put him on hold, lest I burst out laughing.

    Proof positive that Scots are just trying to fuck with the rest of the english speaking world. After concluding the call I told that other admin where the caller was from and she didn't believe me at first.
  5. Maljonic Administrator

    Where did you go?
  6. Rincewind Number One Doorman


    Damn.
  7. Electric_Man Templar

    How long will it be til you leave again?
  8. Roman_K New Member

    Hey, Doors. It's been been getting a little dull here without you.
  9. Orrdos God

    Well, since I moved house I was without net for a while. Then I just couldn't really be arsed.

    But, it's good to be back!

    I don't plan on taking that long a break again, you'll all be pleased to hear.

    Garner, the scottish have a perfectly legible way of speaking. It's just the rest of the world that are too lazy to listen properly.

    So there!
  10. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Ah achtually manahged ta heer him carrrectly, ah think. ah jes' hope we dinnae end up wi two dozen ah them coat stands, jimmeh.
  11. Mynona Member

    Ssssha shoogaly shelf!
  12. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    i'm pretty sure that Shoogaly must be one of those 'family' words that no one else in scotland outside of doors' household uses.
  13. Mynona Member

    I understood it

    *is proud*

    probably mostly because Doors was pointing at the very wobbly shelf as it were. But we won't speak about that.
  14. Pepster New Member

    Boo! Ach damit Rinswimp bet mee too itt!
  15. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    It's not a word.
  16. Rewr New Member

    Who says?

    Next you'll be telling me there's nae sic' thing as the heebie-jeebies!

    Oh, Hi Orrdos.
  17. randywine Member

    is so a wurd. As wahn ay ma auld gaffers wiz prone tae sayin "Yer jaikits oan a shoogaly nail, big man. so ye bettir buck up yer idears"

    Translation:
    The word is indeed correct. As one of the many immediate supervisors with whom I have been employed had a tendency to reitereate "Your coat is currently lodged on a hook that may well fail in its primary purpose (that being the maintaining of said coat in the correct perpendicular orientation), large person. So I would advise you to give a greater degree of thought to improving your currently negative attitude.

    I'm in a kinda peculiar mood tonight...

    R.
  18. Mynona Member

    Of course not

    It's three
  19. spiky Bar Wench

    I feel I should welcome you back by offering you a great big pint as the bar wench of the church of Doors.

    But I can't be arsed.
  20. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    About fucking time, Doors. About fucking time.

    Where's Ella?
  21. Katcal I Aten't French !

    He probably got hungry and ate her. Deep-fried.
  22. Saccharissa Stitcher

    Welcome Back Stephen!

    *ahem*

    WILL THE REST OF YOU STOP BEING UNINTELLIGIBLE, JUST DOORS WAS BAD ENOUGH!

    Thank you for your time.
  23. mowgli New Member

    Yeah, it's all Greek to me as well! :wink:

    :edited to smack self with a giant trout before anyone else does!
  24. Orrdos God

    I believe it's actually spelt "shoogly", actually.

    Although I may be wrong. it's clearly a word though!

    Grace, ella is watching Top Gear.

    I know!
  25. mazekin Member

    Don't Diss Hammond the Hamster!...Ok, I'm watching Top Gear too...

    Welcome back, Doors!
  26. Katcal I Aten't French !

    **sniff** Top gear... Soon, I shall see you again, soooooon !

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