So, inspired by an msn conversation inspired by an adventure game, here's a new game for us to play! Remember the insult swordfighting in Monkey Island? The idea is, pirate A says an insult to pirate B. If pirate B can retalliate with an insult that rhymes with pirate B's insult, [i:a776ed8f70]and[/i:a776ed8f70] makes sense in the context, pirate B wins. Otherwise pirate A wins. Confusing? Here's an example: [b:a776ed8f70]Pirate A[/b:a776ed8f70]: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! [b:a776ed8f70]Pirate B[/b:a776ed8f70]: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated! (Pirate B wins) or [b:a776ed8f70]Pirate A[/b:a776ed8f70]: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! [b:a776ed8f70]Pirate B[/b:a776ed8f70]: How appropriate, you fight like a cow! (Pirate A wins) So the translation to this concept into this topic is that I will post an insult, the next person writes a rhyming retalliation that makes (somewhat) sense in the context and then posts a new insult for someone else to retalliate. Oh and the first insult (the one said by Pirate A) doesn't really have to be an insult, it can also be a brag about oneself. I begin with: (yearghhh!) The way you dance you must have taken lessons at the zoo!
[quote:e50a5462bf="KaptenKaries"]The way you dance you must have taken lessons at the zoo![/quote:e50a5462bf] You look like the result of an elephant eating a vindaloo! [i:e50a5462bf]Next one:[/i:e50a5462bf] If that's you with make-up on, I'd hate to see your usual face!
You have the social skills of a drunken strumpet ------------------- Did you say you're a pirate, you 'yar' like a poodle.
I bet your Willy looks like a noodle (Bastard and your hard rhymes) I bet I can find a rhyme for orange blossom. Edit: too slow
The size of your broadside is really quite woesome.* ---------- You fight like a weasle with constipation [size=9:87b55ae598]*no smiting please! This is only a game[/size:87b55ae598]
[quote:4b8e7d301e="Ba"]Ba will destroy all who oppose him![/quote:4b8e7d301e] Judging by the size of you, the chances are really quite slim. [quote:4b8e7d301e="sleepy_sarge"]You fight like a weasle with constipation[/quote:4b8e7d301e] Yes, I spoke with your mother, she said the plumbing works better now with some medication. Wherever I go people fear my wit!
[quote:14c1a2b56b="KaptenKaries"] Wherever I go people fear my wit![/quote:14c1a2b56b] How approprecaite, you fight like a cow.
even Bob has to laugh at your feebleness now ------------------------------ The way you say "yarrr" sounds like a cat being sick
[quote:f589255ecd="sleepy_sarge"] The way you say "yarrr" sounds like a cat being sick[/quote:f589255ecd] You won't be able to 'Yarr' when your face meets my brick. ----------------- You have a face that makes me wish I was blind
[quote:ef0d4a1415="Rincewind"]You have a face that makes me wish I was blind [/quote:ef0d4a1415] If I said you were merely ugly, I would be too kind. Yo momma so fat, when she walks, she causes quakes!
Yo mamma so ugly, when she look at it, even the "Daily Mirror" breaks ---------- My cutlass will slice ye like a 'tater bein' peeled.
[quote:7a1ce10ca6="KaptenKaries"]Grats sarge, an even 400 posts![/quote:7a1ce10ca6] Oooh yeah! I never noticed - thanks for pointing it out!
[quote:308eab95d7="sleepy_sarge"]Yo mamma so ugly, when she look at it, even the "Daily Mirror" breaks ---------- My cutlass will slice ye like a 'tater bein' peeled.[/quote:308eab95d7] Your culinary skills leave not my blood, but rather your soup congealed. (taking liberties, i know ) Your footwork is reminiscent of a one legged crocodiles.
Your face makes you look like you have terrible piles. You're as annoying as a customer demanding compensation.
You're as red faced as an alcoholic with constipation. My ship is the finest ever to sail the seven seas!
But as captain you're a mangy dog, not even loved by fleas ---------------------- I be the finest bucaneer to hoist the pirate flag
[quote:0e9405ec4e="Delphine"]My ship is the finest ever to sail the seven seas![/quote:0e9405ec4e] [quote:0e9405ec4e="sleepy_sarge"]But as captain you're a mangy dog, not even loved by fleas[/quote:0e9405ec4e] This one cracked me up! Way to go Sarge! Extra points for actually making good sense in the context.
[quote:6c3de67b86="Rincewind"] I'm the mightest Pirate of them all![/quote:6c3de67b86] Too bad 'mightest' means really, really small. You have the face of a goat, and mind of a weasel.
You're a rusty old boiler who's run out of diesel ----------- You look just like something the parrot threw up
(Edit:dammit missed again. Reply to the parrot one If your brain was tea it couldn't fill a cup.) Aye, but you have the mental capactity of Vin Desel. ----- Your mother is a whore. (Great thread this)
And you Rinso are a bore! Damn it, too late! reply to Sleepy sarge: My stinking trainers smell better than your slippers! Next one I coust snap your scrawny neck with one look!
If only you could master a right hook Your doomed to a life of absolute discrace edit: damn coss posts...
Look in the mirror, before you critize, glace at your face! If You where my child I'd of drowd you at birth
Your parrot makes scarier threats than you now. ----------------- Your face is just like a baboon's [s:be73dbb585]arse[/s:be73dbb585] butt
And much good it did you, you lok like Tchekov (dam that "of" !) Don't mess with me or I'll kick you off the plank !
[quote:0d8386a04f="Sir_Gawain"]You mad mustachio purple-hued maltworm![/quote:0d8386a04f] Well, [i:0d8386a04f]someone's[/i:0d8386a04f] been spending too much time in the tap-room. Next: Away with you, lout, you fight like a beggar!
Oh stop waving your walking stick at me, you silly old bugger --- You're such a lame pirate, I bet you can't even sleep in a hammock !
Like you could even get into one, you smelly old haddock! I've killed more men than all of you combined!
With your halitosis, I think you'll find ----------------- You fight like a penguin who suffers from piles
[Compared to you she gets sexed more (poetic licence people!) Edit: Cos yes Delphine I did miss a page and I feel mightily silly ] Trying again: You look like a goose in all clothing styles ----------- Shiver my timbers, I'm a great seaman
replace "a" with "e" and I'm inclined to agree man. --------- I'm the top dog at fighting and swilling of grog
But you lunge like a man who's been taught by a frog! Come, let me stab you, don't draw out your fate.
Do your best, if you stabbed a balloon it wouldn't deflate! ----------- The only thing shaper than my sword it's my wit!
pfft! Is that the best you can do? Even my mother comes up with better insults than you! ------------------ You have a face that makes me wish I was blind!
That explains why your so skinny, you've never been fed ------------------ Your stench is so vile, I can smell you from a mile!
You resemble a dungheap, but with a little less style ------------------------- With one swing of my cutlass, I'll slit ye to the gizzard
Don't think I'm afraid to make a rhyme with the word wizzard ! (edited for spelling) You suck up to the captain even worse than a leech!
[quote:3129368482="Katcal"]You suck up to the captain even worse than a leech![/quote:3129368482] Me captain, you leech. I thought this would be an easy lesson to teach. Jeez, you better belong on the beach, peach. How much manners can a seadog lack? I said how much manners can a seadog lack? How much manners can a seadog lack, I gave you fifteen stabs and now you wanna give em back? Edit: Bonus points for identifying the reference in the last three lines.
Your insult's so poor its not worth an attack ------------------- I've fought braver weasels than your scurvy crew [and for extra points the reference could be from Seven by TDF (aka Eric Clapton) and/or, since the line was sampled, it could also be from the original, BB King's How Blue Can You Get.]
[quote:b7bdf5f249="sleepy_sarge"]and for extra points the reference could be from Seven by TDF (aka Eric Clapton) and/or, since the line was sampled, it could also be from the original, BB King's How Blue Can You Get.[/quote:b7bdf5f249] I was thinking of Mr. King's How Blue Can You Get. Full score!
You really do know how to make a shit brew ------------------- I said you'd never catch my fully kitted-out ship
