Man applies to be a planet

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Marcia, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Marcia Executive Onion

  2. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    gosh I hope that's true.
  3. Electric_Man Templar

    Best story I've ever read on a monday morning.
  4. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Fantastic.
  5. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    That's great! :D I think something that would force a proper look at what constitutes a planet would be a good idea. I'd like to see a decision on Pluto.
  6. Hsing Moderator

    ...and the bit about the cats. :D I don't even want to know wether there are tides...
  7. janible New Member

    Well, perhaps if both of his "moons" are on one side of him, he finds himself mysteriously drawn into the kitchen! :)
  8. Hsing Moderator

    Good reply... :D
  9. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    That guy rocks.
  10. colonesque10 New Member

    What a class story, that man has far too much time on his hands. Still very funny though. :D

    The last sentance:
    made me cry with laughter. :lol:
  11. Roman_K New Member

    That was one cool article.
  12. Smoking_GNU New Member

    This guy's got b*lls (possibly an unusual formation constructed by ancient aliense, as in the famous face on mars).

    "I like him, he's silly"
  13. Naiad New Member

    pluto is to important to be "let go" its also too cute...anywho this was really funny and i am now obsessed with this website... or "Webamagraph" :D
  14. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Smoking Gnu, just so you know, there's no need to censor out words on this website. :)
  15. Smoking_GNU New Member

    I know. I just dont whant to appear overly crass, what with me being new here and all. Just want to make a good impression.
  16. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    No problem, just wasn't sure if you were aware of it. Thanks for making an effort, by the way. :)
  17. Deathinapinkboa New Member

    I must say, that is simply beautiful. Is the factual or satirical? I had rather a hard time telling. Regardless, it is quite amazing. I must admit that I am slightly frighten that we live in a world where there is doubt as to whether this is fact or fiction.
  18. Marcia Executive Onion

    If he didn't really make the application, it is satirical. If he did make the application, it is still satirical. So it really doesn't matter.
  19. Pixel New Member

    It suddenly occured to me - now we can say it -

    SCUNTHORPE!

    :)
  20. Smoking_GNU New Member

    :?: HUH!!!!! :?:
  21. Roman_K New Member

    Think of it this way: Which word is hiding in Scunthorpe? Think of words that would normally be blocked by a word filter.
  22. Rincewind Number One Doorman

  23. colonesque10 New Member

    Wash your mouth out with soap Rinso..... :)
  24. Smoking_GNU New Member

    OOOOOH!!!

    Coming from a south african background we never use this word; we have our own equivalent which i will not utter here.
  25. Marcia Executive Onion

    Saltwater!
  26. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    They said Scunthorpe and saltwater!

    ::sniggers:: :badgrin:

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