Since Kenny ain't been seen in ages, nor replied to texts or anything, I think we have to face facts and be prepared to move on. But, this means we need a new doorman. Someone to challenge Rinso on an intellectual and, dare i say it, sexual level in the ongoing contest for the coveted Number One Doorman position. I'd like to nominate Brad and Ba for the role. Are there any other nominations?
Ok, but only if they promise to post more and maybe even sometimes make the tea and provide Bikkits. Learning basic skills like "Dark chocolate only" is a must for the position.
What about Ben or even (dare i say it) one of the noobs. Theres nowt like a fresh new impressionable mind!
Doormen are born, not made. It has to be someone who is already playing the role but has not yet recognised their latent power. I would suggest CJ, but he never posts either!
Garner can go eat false pie and crumpets. Ba is no lackey. Ba nominates Ben. At gunpoint, if necessary.
kenny is not replaceable. A doorman cannot be chosen arbitarily. If a new doorman comes along, then I'll know who he (or she) is. But, no one can fill kennys shoes. He's my doorman, and he shall remain so until it's confirmed that he's dead. And even then, i don't think I could replace him. Making new doormen, that i can live with. But, the correct people will show themselves naturally. I still have 2 active doormen, Nester and Rinso, so I'm not short for help yet.
We could keep Kenny and just a fourth horseman to the tripod, thus making a quapod or possibly a quadroped. Any way I nominate Ben, I think he doth protesteth too mucheth.
I'm wondering if not posting isn't actually part of the characteristics of the good Doorman. Phew, that's me safe then :biggrin:
On the plus side with Kenny almost dead, I only have to compete with the bucket of sand for number one Doorman. Damn you, Sand!
No, even a pee-soaked bucket of sand would be difficult for Rinso to compete with. Especially for Doors' love.
Thankyou Doors, and as I am not actually dead (yet, although the smell is rough) I would like to retain my position as doorman (number one).
You mean because you were laughing, or is that just your usual reaction to Rinso ? If it's the latter, then I'm not sure I want to see you two together at Octobercon...
