Sea Monster?

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Maljonic, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. Maljonic Administrator

    Does anyone know what this is: FARK.RU

    Sorry about the crapness of the site, but I really need to know.
  2. Stercus Stercus New Member

    Definately from the Ray family. I've not seen one quite like that before. I'd love to know which species. I may have to do some research.
  3. Stercus Stercus New Member

  4. Maljonic Administrator

    Good lord, I think you might be right. :)
  5. Stercus Stercus New Member

    I wont make a habit of it. It doesn't normally happen.
  6. Garner Great God and Founding Father

  7. Stercus Stercus New Member

    Yeah could be that too. they look alike from the underside, to know exactly what it is we'd need to see the top of it for markings. There are alot in the Ray and Shark family that are like that underneath.
  8. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I stroked a live ray once. It was all wet and slippery.
  9. mowgli New Member

    Whoah, that's a cool-looking critter, although I'm sorry to see it (possibly) dead on top of someone's sofa, as opposed to in the water where it belongs!

    By the way, the caption above the video reads: "Is it an alien or a monster-fish? You decide!" Mal, a) what are you doing on Russian sites anyway?
    b) why do you say it's crap? :)p Where else are you going to find Japanese men dancing swan lake, etc?
  10. Stercus Stercus New Member

    Ray Brooks, Ray La Fontaine, Billie Ray Cyrus, Ray Mears. Or someone else called Ray?
  11. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Tut. I meant the fish. I was being topical and adding to a serious conversation. Why does everyone always think there's a hidden pune ?
  12. Stercus Stercus New Member

    I do apologise!
  13. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    this is totally on a side note, but Stercus would you mind not putting funky font code in your signature?

    as for the possibility of it being a devil fish, if it's the same thing i'm thinking of, they have a tendancy to wash up on the shore of mexico here, due to the bizzare 'face' and a sort of crucifix effect visible from the skin drying over the cartlidge, it causes a bit of a stir among the locals.

    the only one of those i ever saw, however, was probably only a foot long. and i may well be thinking of an entirely different species.
  14. Stercus Stercus New Member

    I do apologise, I've never understood codes on message boards.
  15. Maljonic Administrator

    I never really looked at it properly. I just thought it might be crap because of all the nearly naked ladies everywhere, like it's trying to get us poor vulnerable men to sign up for something.
  16. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    I recently stumbled on a 'dating' service that only focused on helping people already in committed relationships hook up for clandestine shags.

    So, I was a bit curious as to what sort of people you might find on such a site, and if they were all going to be sleazy guys or what...

    It was a bit... awkward... explaining to Grace why I was looking at that site. Make that extremely awkward.

    So now I just tend to ignore those sort of links. I figure 'meh, it's the web... it's gonna take a lot more than a half dressed russian hottie to get me to click on a link'

    and stercus, thanks for resizing your signature
  17. Ba Lord of the Pies

    "It's just a little research, honey. Honest!"
  18. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    "Educational purposes only!"
  19. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Meh, sure, complain, you guys. While my colleague is off for 3 weeks I'm going to have to do the "call me on this overcharged number honey, I'm nak'ed and hornee" ads in her place. A week of being paid to photoshop pics like that, darn I wish I was a guy so I could appreciate it instead of just finding it annoying !
  20. Mithras-Kosmokrator New Member

    Pretty sure that's a guitar fish. Sailors used to manipulate them to look a type of mythical creature called a 'Jenny Haniver', supposedly a type of mermaid. By chance, I saw one today at the Centre of Life in Newcastle, part of their temporary 'Myths and Monsters' exhibition:

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  21. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    I'm glad you added the last sentence to explain that you were only photoshopping the ads. Good grief!
  22. spiky Bar Wench

    What? Those women aren't real? I'm shocked and horrified that you are contributing to the males distorted views of female beauty!

    And yes I can see how that would be a crap job.
  23. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Pfff, not changing the pics themselves, just laying out the deeply philosophical texts and scandalously overcharged phone numbers around them so they can be printed in the local paper... but hey, there aren't many, we also have mediums, astrology lines, games, and stuff, although sometimes I'd rather have to deal with "hornee babes" rather than some of the mediums' pics, they can be so scary !

    Hang on, how did we get from ugly sea monsters to mild porn ? Oh, yes. Garner.
  24. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    If you need some one to proof check these pictures incase you've made any um, mistakes I'm available....Although, my eyesight will probably get detearate as the project goes on.
  25. Katcal I Aten't French !

    *drumroll*
    And the first little fishy to swallow the bait of responding to that iiiiiiis RINSO !!! Yay, congratulations [-]man[/-] [-]monkey[/-] [-]ape[/-] you !

    We also need someone to review all the archives and classify them. Interested ?

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