Soda Wars V: Now with added name joke

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Garner, May 28, 2007.

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Which should win? (Hint, it's fizzy cabbage)

Irn-Bru 5 vote(s) 26.3%
Fizzy Cabbage 14 vote(s) 73.7%
  1. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Okay folks, I expect this to be a clear and one sided contest, and I don't want to see anyone letting me down here.

    Irn-bru

    vs.

    Fizzy Cabbage

    You know which one must win.
  2. Stercus Stercus New Member

    Hmmmm..... Tough one. Cabbage or Irn-Bru. Now if it had been brussel sprouts it might have been different. But I think Irn-Bru just gets it in this contest.

    Made in Scotland from girders you know. :lol:
  3. jaccairn New Member

    Has to be Irn Bru. Some of us were indoctrinated at an early age:smile:.
  4. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Oh come on people, be serious ! could anything be better than fizzy cabbage ?
  5. Stercus Stercus New Member

    Dunno. Send me some Fizzy Cabbage and I'll do a comparison against some other soft drinks.
  6. Electric_Man Templar

    My last experience of Irn Bru was an elderly bottle of Doors'. My last experience of cabbage was normal, as was my last experience of fizzy stuff.

    Put simply: Doors likes Irn Bru, so it must die.
  7. Maljonic Administrator

    Irn bru is a children's sticky drink, even the text speak-like spelling is for children, and fizzy cabbage is a proper beverage for the enlightened connoisseur on the path to godhood.

    There is simply no competition here.
  8. TamyraMcG Active Member

    I just can't believe I voted for fizzy Cabbage!!!!!
  9. Maljonic Administrator

    That could be a new brand name in America, you should start it up right away:

    "I Can't Believe It's Not Fizzy Cabbage!", made from real turnips.
  10. Katcal I Aten't French !

    That was quite lolsome, Mal, thank you...
  11. Hex New Member

    Fizzy Cabbage.
    That's got to be the weirdest drink ever. Therefore it wins.
  12. spiky Bar Wench

    I've got to say fizzy cabbage because after I've added vodka to every other soda I vote for I need a tried and true hangover cure.
  13. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    It has to be fizzy cabbage, if only to spite Doors.
  14. Orrdos God

    Irn bru. Natch.

    I don't even like non fizzy cabbage (being much fussier than grace)

    Also, Mal!

    It used to be called "Iron Brew" but due to some random law that was brought in to do with names being descriptions, it had to change since it wasn't a brew made of iron.
  15. jaccairn New Member

  16. Katcal I Aten't French !

    why choose ? fizzy sausages with fizzy cabbage, sounds great !

    (all right, if you really think about it it doesn't, but let's just say it does.)
  17. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Fizzy Cabbage wins. thank you.

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