So we were having a little chat over email today. It went something like this: Email Heading: Spam on Board Ben: Clay? Grace? Yvonne? Magicspamremoval man? You there with your brush? Om: Can we make a new super-hero "MagicSpamRemoval Man" Heh, say that 10 times fast. Roman: Heh. I actually found that funny. Bauke: Here you go MSRM Om: Dude, that’s awesome. Nice touch with the spam on the belt, that made me laugh. Can we draw him in an epic battle with “The Khan”? Because every superhero needs a good (incompetent) Super-villain to battle and thwart the plans of. The Khan could shoot comic books out of his eyes. Bauke: Heh. Cool idea, Don't know if I'll have the time though. But I'll keep it in mind when doodling... I have work, then I have some freelance stuff, then I have a book cover concept to paint, the boardanian comic, Ben Starwars character. Oh yeah, and my girlfriend would like some attention too. Besides that, in the next 3 weeks her uncle, my parents and my sister are all coming over. Also, my car broke down again and it's going to cost me an arm, two legs, plus a few fingers from my other hand to get it fixed,so now I spend 2 hours daily in transit, instead of 30 minutes. At least until I get my first paycheck. I might be slightly overloaded, but I'm just really happy to be working again. bauke Om: Jeeze man. Sounds like a crazy life. But a good one! Ban: lolom - I've inadvertently started the creation of a runaway behemoth Om: You’re good at that. Bauke: We're just really glad he has a limited budget.... Ben: If you give me infinite money and infinite resources, I'll hire an infinite amount of monkeys and give them each a typewriter. Because I'm that generous. Om: That’s a lot of monkey poop. Even Shakespeare would agree. Ben: I can't afford an en-suite for them all, I've only got infinite money Bauke: Infinite money gets you lots of shovels and people willing to shovel said monkey poo Om: How much money would it take to get you to shovel an infinite amount of monkey poop? Ben: Infinity+1 squared. in sterling Bauke: Did you not see how busy I already am? .... But good question. In the line of "What would you do if you won the lottery". Actually, if I knew it would be infinite poo, I would probably ask for several hundred million, open up a company and hire people. They would only have to shovel finite amounts of Monkey poo, so I would not pay them that much. I would also see if I could use the poo as a fuel source (You know, the gas...). If not for the cars directly, at least as a way to make hydrogen or fuel an electricity generator. Meanwhile I would be CEO of MonkeyPooShovel Inc. and travel the world. (I would have only one client to keep happy.(Well, infinite clients, but they'd be represented by Ben) and he has infinite money, so he's not going to go to a cheaper option...) ....and this means I've spent waaaaaayyyyy too much time thinking about monkey poo. Mainly because one of the things I have to finish is Le Boring. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, as you can see, our workday is turning out majorly productive. Monkey Poo and MagicSpamRemoval Man: Discuss.
Well I sure could use a visit from the MagicspamRemoval Man, I have won lotteries I haven't entered way too many times and then there are the ....rings and bigger c*** remedies, I just can't use them all,he he he. As for Infinite Monkey Poo, just keep it away from me please, my grass is growing way too fast as it is.
I love the drawing Bauke ! MSRM is definitely the superhero we have all been waiting for. Also, the Board movie is stagnating and should be nudged before it begins to smell. Like monkey poo. Just to stay on topic.
Shovels big pile of InfiniteMonkeyPooShovel Inc.™ -brand monkey poo on Toulouse. Will they notice? Stay tuned.
Hey ! How am I supposed to get to wo... no, actually that's the greatest excuse ever to stay at home !
You: I don't think I'm going to make it in to work today, Boss. Boss: Why? You: Well, you see, it's raining monkey poo. Boss: We're sending someone 'round shortly, he's a friendly man with a white coat, he's got a new jacket for you to wear. You: How awesome is that, a day off and a new jacket! Thanks boss! Boss: Don't mention it. Just looking out for my employees.
According to some emails that I get I've won the UK lottery multiple times and I don't even live there. You'd think that would be a requirement. I never open them, I wonder how much I've won?
Could you come to my email? It seems that lately I am sending spam to my self... This is very annoying as it means I can't block the sender because I'd be blocking my self. Damn spamming demon needs a good whipping from MagicspamRemoval Man. this is your next mission.
I was going to say that moving to the UK is easier than getting a penis fitted so you can use al the crap Tamyra mentioned, but after a few discussions on the madness of bureaucracy, I'll go away and think about it first...
I couldn't make any sense of your last sense, Katcal*, but after the first few mental pictures it provoked, I gave up anyway. *blame me.
For a moment I thought about trying to explain it and my last remaining braincell threatened to hang itself if I did, so I'll just let it go.* *The explanation, not the braincell.
