The many uses of Laser

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I want that.

You can also use lasers to light fires. A good substitute for matches.

Looks so ___ing funky. . . . .#stares glumly at horrible old low tech keyboard#

Personally I always envisaged using lasers for horribly mutilating people (only horrible people you understand).

But until they put Make-Them-Screamatics into mass production. . . . .

I'll just have lust after one of these yokey's instead. . .

ooooh if i lean over it, will it laser the mustache i hate so much?

Looks pretty cool, but knowing my luck some bugger would walk off with it...
$179 a pop I'd be rather unimpressed!

But will it laser away skin blemishes?

Will it laser away other laser?

F-

Well [u:b0e321c3fa]I[/u:b0e321c3fa] hae everyone, but that doesn't mean I go around rubbing it in their faces that they aren't worthy of me.

I HATE EVERYONE!!

Actually, yeah i do, but YOU shouldn't :snakeman:

more importantly, can you fight other people with it while making "vwoooosh" noises ? Nope ? then it sucks, as does any other laser that doesn't do that.

Hmmm. 'Vwooom' is preferable in my opinion. Anything that doesn't do [i:ff955960a3]that[/i:ff955960a3] sucks.........except, perhaps oxygen. That can stay. And maybe, let's say food. And clothes and beds and a few choice people.

But everything [i:ff955960a3]else[/i:ff955960a3] sucks!

I saw this advertised in Lufthansa's inflight magazine. You could buy it outright or with mileage and things like that.