You gotta be a real man to be able to wear that. I know that Elf wouldn't have any problem wearing a pink armband. He would just think it was funny. I took him for a pedicure yesterday and he chose sparkly blue nail polish, not subtle at all.
Although I'm sure our avatars could wear pink arm bands of shame for misdemeanours against the board I'm sure it'll make all the difference to making mine look girly...