The Garner and Ba Show!!! I hope that this will become the first of a mini-serries within the mini-serries, tentatively titled 'Ba's Vacation in England': pannel 1 - garner and ba in a car, garner driving. buzzfloyd in the back seat. Buzzfloyd: Ba, are you looking forward to your first boot sale? Ba: Ba has been to many flea markets and swap meets before. Buzzfloyd: But this isn't a... pannel 2 - garner speeds along towards lots of people selling footware Buzzfloyd: ... *car* boot sale! Garner: (look of determination) Ba: Garner should hit the children's footware section first. Buzzfloyd: .... 'hit'?? pannel 3 - blood and gore and scattered boots Buzzfloyd: (looking green and ill) Garner: Did you keep score? Ba: Who can count when there are souvineers to be grabbed? *Holds up child's arm* (ba's punchline was written by ba.)
Part 2 Pannel 1 - Garner, Ba, Buzzfloyd standing around outside a chip shop. Buzzfloyd: These are purported to be the finest fish and chips on the south coast, Ba. What do you think? Pannel 2 - Ba: Ba finds this culinary act... unspeakably edible. Garner: Say... Hey Ba, you know if the English invent a next generation com- Ba: Garner has already told this joke. Pannel 3 - Garner: Well, shit.
Okay, I did my Tripod Guest strip based on the first script. Where do I send it to? (Besides Garner and Ba, who should check their e-mail in a bit)
Not part of the mini-mini serries, and i forget what episode number we should be on by now... but: Episode something or other: Scene: Entrance to the Temple of Ba, a smartly dressed messenger knocking hurriedly at the door... Messenger: Mr Ba? Mr Ba, sir? Message for you Mr Ba! (the door opens, ba staring at the messenger with a dead, lifeless glare... so, the standard tripod figure for ba) Ba: Yes? Messenger: Don Garner says hello! (messenger stabs Ba repeatedly, then drives off hurriedly. Ba looks down at his stab wounds.) Ba: Well, that wasn't very polite.
Ba: Ba has improved his time in Minesweeper. Ba has reached 37 seconds on intermediate, and is down to 4 seconds on beginner! Garner: Have you ever considered taking up a hobby? Like pretending to fish? Ba: Not until Ba improves his time on Expert. Garner: I usually just play 'custom'... 100x100, with one mine.
Pannel 1: (A large mansion, on a hill, with a picture of sheep and beer kegs over the door...) Pannel 2: (A bedroom, morning light streaming in from the window, doors asleep in a big, posh bed.) Pannel 3: Doors (yawning and stretching): Ach... time ta wake up an ha' my breakfast haggis! Pannel 4: Doors (having flicked off the covers, finding a severed sheep's head at the foot of his bed): DOLLY?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Pannel 5: (Garner and Buzzfloyd, in oak panneled office) Garner: Never ask me about my business...
