Garner: i bit my lip when yawning today, and now i have a blood blister on it Mowgli: eep Mowgli: don't kiss any hedgehogs, then Mowgli: at LEAST until it healas Garner: awwww Garner: but they need love too Mowgli: yeah but you need blood. inside you. your own preferably Mowgli: stick to petting for now Garner: this sounds so wrong Mowgli: it reads even worse Garner: to the boards! with quoting!
Here here! its about time that hedgehogs stopped being usurped by badgers in the love department. Garner you keep on petting that hedgehog!
*opens random Witch book to random page and finds nearest nanny quote* "To be frank, I think the cat pissed on some of it."* Cat's get too much attention, maybe they should share with the hedgehogs? *small prize to whoever guesses correctly which book and what scene this is from
Wasn't that Witches Abroad? She was talking about the dwarf bread and the lowland dwarfs sigh and forgive them everything...
Well done Spiky, your small prize is.... Ella's speed.* *as in her pace, not her drugs... though they'd be easy to nick, she won't react til you're back on the plane
[quote:d8a5be34a4="mowgli"]Amen! The world need a hedgehogs-as-animals appreciation day!!![/quote:d8a5be34a4] My friend owns a hedgehog. It is truly the cutest little animal I have ever seen and I want one. I doubt I would kiss it though, for fear of blood blisters...
[quote:e361e329a7="Plugger"]but what about those poor poor sparrows, dont they get any love? [/quote:e361e329a7] Not since I saw a completely spherical sparrow at EuroDisney... It had eaten so much crap, it couldn't even take off, how it even managed to walk I don't know, it should have just given up and rolled... It even managed to put me off finishing my 3rd hot dog... :cooler:
To make a long story short On the cover of the album 'Help' the Beatles are standing and signs for four letters H, E, L, and P. I think it was someone in America who thought they were standing in the wrong order, it didn't look nice, so they rearanged it, unfortunately the 'new' cover said Hepl.
[quote:8aa907f8fa="Electric_Man"]Sorry, I don't listen to baked potatoes[/quote:8aa907f8fa] But, aren't you and Kenny hanging out today?
Hedgehogs: you know they could just dominate the human race and crush all rebellion, but they can't be bothered.
I think im going to have to import a couple of hedgehogs and try get them some publicity, or something. who knows i might just go up to the president and tell him to declare a holiday like mentioned :lol:
[quote:007b0070d6="drunkymonkey"]Hedgehogs: you know they could just dominate the human race and crush all rebellion, but they can't be bothered.[/quote:007b0070d6]Funnily enough I heard a while back that all the hippos in Africa were slowly gathering an invasion force that will swim the Atlantic, land at Myrtle Beach and conquer South Carolina. I'm not supposed to tell anyone this though.
You betrayed the confidence of the hippopotomi! Fiend! The Russian teacher taught me that hedgehog in Russian is 'yoorsh.' (She didn't teach me anything else, because I don't take Russian) The Art of Discworld taught me that the Gaelic for hedgehog is grannieogg. :!:
[quote:2a61fc985a="Maljonic"]Funnily enough I heard a while back that all the hippos in Africa were slowly gathering an invasion force that will swim the Atlantic, land at Myrtle Beach and conquer South Carolina. I'm not supposed to tell anyone this though.[/quote:2a61fc985a] That's not very far from where my dad teaches!
Well then he can be forwarned, if you want him to be; if he feals an odd earthquake type sensation where the ground bounced up and down instead of from side to side, he'll know that Monty's on the move.
Hilda said they are, she says you bake 'em in clay then break the clay off and the spikes come off with the clay.
[quote:0a3e974a35="Hermia"]Dammit. I bet Spiky would have been up for it. Oh well, another time, maybe.[/quote:0a3e974a35] Que? Yes definitely another time... A long time in the future.
I've heard about the hedgehogs thing... and the clay method, too. ALthough apparently, after roasting them over an open fire makes it easy to peel off the spikes afterwards, anyway. It was a lower class thing in this area. (Explains itself, really.)
I've checked with my husband who has eaten hedgehog on a couple of occasions (before it was banned and hedgehogs were made a protected species, I hasten to add) at his grandparents' place, and he says you just skin them like a rabbit... And on a personal anecdote note, my nickname in my family comes from me looking like a hedgehog when I was born, on account of my dark hair sticking up in a spiky fashion on my head, so my parents called me Tiggy, as in tiggywinkle, which is apparently a south-western english slang name for hedgehogs, and also used by Beatrix Potter in the great british litterary classic Mrs. Tiggywinkle of the Peter Rabbit sagas.
I remember her. I didn't know exactly what a hedgehog was at the time. I thought maybe she was a porcupine.
You can't EAT them. Poor Little Spikey Mites. I'd love to have hedgehog. I'd spend all my time jumping out on it and making roll up, like that china man from the pink panter. It would be wicked.
Yes Rinso, you ARE wicked. But please remember for english speakers that the word wicked can also mean cool, and we can't have poor innocent newbits thinking you may be cool can we... Another hedgehog anecdote, I saved one the other morning while walking to work... it crossed the road I was walking down, and stopped 3/4 of the way over, silly thing, and wouldn't move ! So I bravely walked over to it, put on my leather gloves, and carried the poor thing over to a safe place under a tree nearby. Yeah, I know, I'm everyone's hero... :cooler:
[quote:e02cbc2167="Katcal"]Yes Rinso, you ARE wicked. But please remember for english speakers that the word wicked can also mean cool, and we can't have poor innocent newbits thinking you may be cool can we... Another hedgehog anecdote, I saved one the other morning while walking to work... it crossed the road I was walking down, and stopped 3/4 of the way over, silly thing, and wouldn't move ! So I bravely walked over to it, put on my leather gloves, and carried the poor thing over to a safe place under a tree nearby. Yeah, I know, I'm everyone's hero... :cooler:[/quote:e02cbc2167] I totaly comemorate you on saving one of the cutest yet ugly little creatures in the world
I meant you when I wrote that. Trust me after he said it would be cool to jump on one, the thought of him saving one is a little out of the question dont you think?? Still I'll say it again WELLDONE
well atleast your not doors or she would of maybe chained you to a train track. And please no one get any ideas. P.s i know were you can get a very good yet reasonibly priced chain :lol:
[quote:3519408364="Katcal"]Yes Rinso, you ARE wicked. But please remember for english speakers that the word wicked can also mean cool, and we can't have poor innocent newbits thinking you may be cool can we... Another hedgehog anecdote, I saved one the other morning while walking to work... it crossed the road I was walking down, and stopped 3/4 of the way over, silly thing, and wouldn't move ! So I bravely walked over to it, put on my leather gloves, and carried the poor thing over to a safe place under a tree nearby. Yeah, I know, I'm everyone's hero... :cooler:[/quote:3519408364] What you didn't know was the Hedgehog in question wasn't trying to get to the side you put it on and had to try and brave the traffic to get to the correct side of the road! *bugger* said a little voice behind you, thought you were hearing things didn't you!!! :lol:
