right, this is a two parter. in part one, we'll vote on the desired punchline. in part two, we'll vote on who draws it. Pannel One: Phone Rings. Pannel Two: Garner: Hello? Phone: ... Garner: Hello?? Phone: Hello, may I speak to the account owner- Pannel Three: Garner: Phone solicitor. Buzzfloyd: Are you in legal trouble again? Garner: I mean telemarketer. Buzzfloyd: Oh. I've asked them to stop calling. Pannel Four: Phone Rings Garner Scowls. Pannel Five.... YOU DECIDE! Your choices are: (A) Caption: Somewhere in India Ba: Dial faster! Phone Drone: This upsets my karma! Ba: The Ba does not care. (B) Caption: Somewhere in India Doors: Ach, I didna expect this when they said 'transfer to a new department', Jimmy! Cow: Mooo....? Doors: Ach, I miss ma sheep. (C) Caption: Somewhere in India Scorched looking phone drone, holding smoking phone: Ouch... Unscorched phone drone: You look like a saipur who just tried his first vindaloo! Scorched looking phone drone: *Whimper*
Damn you Garner, how could you make us choose. That cruel and unusual punishment, that is. I voted for A, but B is soooo funny too. I think you should do a series.
I'm not going to get into the argument - but I will point out something that Grace has apparently missed and has not corrected Garner on - there is only one "n" in panel! (Garner - I think I'm owed one - your recent reference to me as "an old man" - I prefer "a man in late middle age" - I'm only 56, for gods sake!)
[quote:8dbe1b350c="Garner"]sorry pixel, us young and active people on the go haven't got time for spell check.[/quote:8dbe1b350c] I thought you had your own personal spelling/grammar checker - you married her - but that doesn't seem to have helped you find the shift key - it's Pixel with a capital P - I can get very touchy about seemingly unimportant matters!
A, because I would like to think that no person could be as evil as a telemarketer without Ba-ish prompting.
I vote A, because it's EVIL!!!! :evil: :badgrin: [quote:69a3419904="Pixel"][quote:69a3419904="Garner"]sorry pixel, us young and active people on the go haven't got time for spell check.[/quote:69a3419904] I thought you had your own personal spelling/grammar checker - you married her - but that doesn't seem to have helped you find the shift key - it's Pixel with a capital P - I can get very touchy about seemingly unimportant matters! [/quote:69a3419904] Shhh, we're not supposed to talk to him about Grace. Do you see her anywhere around here? No? Because Garner shrank her and put her in with his seamonkeys, that's why. And it's hard to check spelling from a tank.
[quote:c53929386c="Hermia"] And it's hard to check spelling from a tank.[/quote:c53929386c] Never underestimate a Spelling Bee (even a tiny one with a snorkel and flippers)
[quote:d93a471f5e="sleepy_sarge"][quote:d93a471f5e="Hermia"] And it's hard to check spelling from a tank.[/quote:d93a471f5e] Never underestimate a Spelling Bee (even a tiny one with a snorkel and flippers)[/quote:d93a471f5e] Well, she didn't manage though, did she? So it's quite obvious that Garner didn't allow the poor little thing a snorkel and flippers!
[quote:ca90842965="Hermia"][quote:ca90842965="sleepy_sarge"][quote:ca90842965="Hermia"] And it's hard to check spelling from a tank.[/quote:ca90842965] Never underestimate a Spelling Bee (even a tiny one with a snorkel and flippers)[/quote:ca90842965] Well, she didn't manage though, did she? So it's quite obvious that Garner didn't allow the poor little thing a snorkel and flippers![/quote:ca90842965] So we've had Band Aid, Children In Need, Red Nose Day - maybe it's time for get Grace a Snorkel and Flippers Day - or possibly one of those bottles marked "Drink me" from Alice in Wonderland to let her grow back!
Okay, we'll declare "A" the obvious winner. which saddens me, as it's a recycled joke and "C" was my favorite. i'll update the poll to reflect artist choices soonish, but i'd like to open the floor to nominations. i'm currently thinking of 'phlon, doorsh, and the toastling as contendors.
