This is Bob, Unhappy Bob. Look at the little mite! He's such a fighter. He's so sad that he wants to cry but he's fighting back the tears. Hang in there Unhappy Bob! My question to you is what made Little Bob so unhappy?
[quote:efcca1e907="Rincewind"] This is Bob, Unhappy Bob. Look at the little mite! He's such a fighter. He's so sad that he wants to cry but he's fighting back the tears. Hang in there Unhappy Bob! My question to you is what made Little Bob so unhappy?[/quote:efcca1e907] being stuck up on a terry pratchett message board for all eternity.
I think he went to get an ice lolly on a hot sunny day and found that his fridge had been stolen and all his lollies were flung to the lino on the kitchen floor like unwanted dreams, melting away to nothing as a ferrel cat slurped the last of his strawberry addiction with apparent glee.
[quote:aaaf8c80e2="Maljonic"]I think he went to get an ice lolly on a hot sunny day and found that his fridge had been stolen and all his lollies were flung to the lino on the kitchen floor like unwanted dreams, melting away to nothing as a ferrel cat slurped the last of his strawberry addiction with apparent glee. [/quote:aaaf8c80e2] I wouldn't be sad, I would kill the cat, and eat it. and then buy a new fridge.
[quote:d308b58b61="Maljonic"]I think he went to get an ice lolly on a hot sunny day and found that his fridge had been stolen and all his lollies were flung to the lino on the kitchen floor like unwanted dreams, melting away to nothing as a ferrel cat slurped the last of his strawberry addiction with apparent glee. [/quote:d308b58b61] That could be it. You could tell that all day he'd be waiting for that lolly. Then seening his dreams shattered my a faulty fridge and a greedy cat. I bet all the other similies had Ice-Lollys. The poor little fella!
[quote:7bfdd1ae15="Rincewind"][quote:7bfdd1ae15="Maljonic"]I think he went to get an ice lolly on a hot sunny day and found that his fridge had been stolen and all his lollies were flung to the lino on the kitchen floor like unwanted dreams, melting away to nothing as a ferrel cat slurped the last of his strawberry addiction with apparent glee. [/quote:7bfdd1ae15] That could be it. You could tell that all day he'd be waiting for that lolly. Then seening his dreams shattered my a faulty fridge and a greedy cat. I bet all the other similies had Ice-Lollys. The poor little fella![/quote:7bfdd1ae15] I reckon he found out that was cheating on with 8) and they had a baby, like and then the :evil: came and :?: him to :arrow: edit: horrible spelling mistake.
Poor Bob. *hugs Bob* ... Hugging a little yellow smiley face is WEIRD. :rock: (That's me as a smiley. I miss my guitar, which is red. ) Now I'm sad like Bob.
Is it just me, or do they all look male? I cant imagine :badgrin: or :doubt: being female.. I suppose its the no-hair thing. Hey Bob be a litle more like Tim
[quote:c06528452c="Rincewind"] This is Bob, Unhappy Bob. Look at the little mite! He's such a fighter. He's so sad that he wants to cry but he's fighting back the tears. Hang in there Unhappy Bob! My question to you is what made Little Bob so unhappy?[/quote:c06528452c] I think it's just simply the fact that he's realised that Rinso has befriended him. He looked like before Rinso became interested (maybe sexually) in him. Poor little fella.
[quote:8a51e8d4f6="Mooseman"]Is it just me, or do they all look male? [/quote:8a51e8d4f6] :roll: This one has always looked female to me. I think Maljonic is right about poor Bob. Then again, it could be that he offered to do a public poetry reading at Emoticoncon, and got all psyched up for it, and wore his leather trousers specially; and then, on the actual day, he walked up on stage... and there was nobody there. He waited and waited, but no one came. And, as twilight drew in, he eventually had to come down off the stage and go home to burn his poetry book, and pretend it never happened, and build a little stone wall round his heart so that he would never be hurt again... So lonely... Little Bob is sooo lonely...
[quote:120e6ea8d7="Buzzfloyd"]I think Maljonic is right about poor Bob. Then again, it could be that he offered to do a public poetry reading at Emoticoncon, and got all psyched up for it, and wore his leather trousers specially; and then, on the actual day, he walked up on stage... and there was nobody there. He waited and waited, but no one came. And, as twilight drew in, he eventually had to come down off the stage and go home to burn his poetry book, and pretend it never happened, and build a little stone wall round his heart so that he would never be hurt again... So lonely... Little Bob is sooo lonely...[/quote:120e6ea8d7] That make me want to give him a hug. Poor lil' guy...
What's wrong with Bob? I bet Bob is hugely in debt and behind on his mortgage. He's not getting any overtime at work so he's having to supplement his income as a disembodied face on a message board. The hourly rate isn't good, but he needs it or his kids will have to be sold for meat down the market, and his wife will have to go on the game. Of course all this working means that he isn't able to have regular meals, sleep or toilet breaks. Not that he requires regular toilet break due to his diet consisting mainly of cereal bars. And that's probably just the tip of the iceberg.... He's also been named Bob by a wanabee irishman who: smells like a car park toilet, wears his mother's shirts, houses a rat on his face, calls himself the head librarian, obsesses about Phillip Schofield, has more DVD box sets than HMV and likes to name emoticons. To put it mildly, his life could be better.
All poor little Bob wants is to appear in Tripod comics. In his own right. Not as some sort of sidekick. To be a star. Preferably as a pirate. Albeit an unhappy one
It's his own fault he's unhappy, he brings down the entire mood of the message board with his negativity.
[quote:788839c65d="Electric_Man"]What's wrong with Bob? I bet Bob is hugely in debt and behind on his mortgage. He's not getting any overtime at work so he's having to supplement his income as a disembodied face on a message board. The hourly rate isn't good, but he needs it or his kids will have to be sold for meat down the market, and his wife will have to go on the game. Of course all this working means that he isn't able to have regular meals, sleep or toilet breaks. Not that he requires regular toilet break due to his diet consisting mainly of cereal bars. And that's probably just the tip of the iceberg.... He's also been named Bob by a wanabee irishman who: smells like a car park toilet, wears his mother's shirts, houses a rat on his face, calls himself the head librarian, obsesses about Phillip Schofield, has more DVD box sets than HMV and likes to name emoticons. To put it mildly, his life could be better.[/quote:788839c65d] you're putting too much effort into this aren't you?
No wonder he's so sad. All he wants is people to believe in him. The poor little fella, Hasn't he had it bad enough allready?!
While were are on the topic of emoticon emotions, take a look at this one: :ANAL: Look at the one on the bottoms face. He looks so resigned to his fate. It is sad.
[quote:666ff00f04="Rincewind"]No wonder he's so sad. All he wants is people to believe in him. [/quote:666ff00f04] Clap your hands if you believe in Unhappy Bob! All together...I do believe in Unhappy Bob, I do, I do, I do!!
Unhappy Bob: Has fallen over and can't reach his beer... Would be more like happy Tim if he could but find his legs and get that beer :drinkers: the thought of that cold refreshing taste is making hime even more sad :cry: ... Edit: to finish story cos inspiration takes a while in coming...
[quote:2c5962e385="Buzzfloyd"]Too much effort?! You tell [i:2c5962e385]Bob[/i:2c5962e385] it's too much effort! :x [/quote:2c5962e385] okay, Bob, it's too much effort. Hang on, what are you doing next to that cliff, Bob, don't jump, oh, you already have... Bob is God.
Unhappy Bob lay on the shingle beach. Lacking a body, all that was battered and bruised was his head. Slowly, his little sad eyes opened to see the sunshine. Little white clouds floated gently against a deep blue sky. "Well I've made it" he thought. "Surely nothing bad can happen now". His little downturned mouth almost straightened as he reflected on his narrow escape. "Really I'm quite lucky" he thought to himself. "Perhaps I don't need to be so unhappy all the time - Now I wonder where the path to safety is? I'm sure there wasn't this much sea around when I landed" The tide, unstoppable rolled inwards. Poor Unhappy Bob bob...bob...bobbed off towards the horizon.
There once was a man called bob, who was attacked one day by a mob. They stamped off his hair, And left his head bare. Then he jumped off a very big rock. not bad for 5 minutes work poor little bob. edit:last line
Poor Bob is unhappy - why's that? When you're only a head life seems flat On the date of your birth All your friends on this earth Will send you the same thing - a hat.
Wanting to laugh, trying not to laugh and eating a pastry are not things that go well together. Excellent, Sleepy!
I feel it's time for some... drastic measures. Bob, I feel that we have not been communicating here. You see? There you go again, with that sad expression of yours. I really feel it's time to stop. Still not listening, eh? Ah well, time to test my new cattle-prod. >>BRZZZT!<< :shock: See? Much better!
back to being a nic depressant again. honestly, some poeple just don't know how good their lives are...
I think Bob's quite talented... I can't put my mouth in that shape. Cheer up Bob, we love you!! Damn.
[quote:7619a54c44="fudgecake"]I think Bob's quite talented... I can't put my mouth in that shape. Cheer up Bob, we love you!! Damn.[/quote:7619a54c44] I actually think that you need no teeth to get your mouth in that shape... maybe he has no teeth and thats whats making him sad... I mean this guy has lots of teeth and look how happy he looks...
[quote:a9451fd026="spiky"] I actually think that you need no teeth to get your mouth in that shape... maybe he has no teeth and thats whats making him sad... I mean this guy has lots of teeth and look how happy he looks... [/quote:a9451fd026] **gasp** By George I think you've got it! OR, maybe he has toothache. That's pretty crummy...
[quote:888520206f="spiky"] I actually think that you need no teeth to get your mouth in that shape... maybe he has no teeth and thats whats making him sad... I mean this guy has lots of teeth and look how happy he looks... [/quote:888520206f] Tip for those working in open offices. Do NOT attempt to test Spiky's theory by pulling a "Bob" face. This will remove your colleagues' few remaining doubts regarding your sanity. And yes i DO have teeth. Still looked quite like Bob though.
Eee hee hee! What an interesting day at work it must be for everyone else! My friend has a theory that maybe Bob used to look like this - - but he had a girlfriend who dumped him for being TOO happy. Et la, .
[quote:47bbb74d01="sleepy_sarge"]Tip for those working in open offices. Do NOT attempt to test Spiky's theory by pulling a "Bob" face. This will remove your colleagues' few remaining doubts regarding your sanity. And yes i DO have teeth. Still looked quite like Bob though.[/quote:47bbb74d01] I wish I'd read your tip before the same thing happened to me! I also like the Bob Bunny!
Bob bought spiffy new running shoes yesterday, and while jogging in the park, he met the Number One Doorman. They got along well, had a beer in the local pub, passed out in the gutter, stole a few sofas, all nice and fun stuff. But he woke up in the morning, hung over, and discovered his new shoes had been peed on. Now Bob is
Ok warning added: Do not attempt to make Bob face in office. This will either cause your colleagues to think your off your rocker or cause you to loose your teeth as you take the experiment too far. In either case a white van will be around shortly with a nice warm coat and a nice comfy room for you to bounce off the walls in... I only said that about the Bob face because all of the photos of really old people seem to do it really well, so maybe I'll adjust my theory to Bob just feels old and his entire face has sagged into a deep frown...
We will make you famous Bob! Then maybe you'll be happy hmmm.. maybe not. New shoes? Oh yeah. Bad memories, sorry. Fine then! Be sad.
[quote:a98310511a="Mooseman"]We will make you famous Bob! Then maybe you'll be happy hmmm.. maybe not. New shoes? Oh yeah. Bad memories, sorry. Fine then! Be sad. [/quote:a98310511a] let's callh im names and hope that he cries and then drowns himself!
I think Bob is unhappy because Tripod Bob stole his name. And has a dashing hat and sword. (he does have a sword, right?) *gives Bob a dashing hat* hmmm....I know what Bob needs- a sword. They make me happy! *gives Bob a sword* :evil: Bob, why are you making that face? *runs away from Bob*
The reason Bob is unhappy? Two words... Wham Cupboard. Bob used to be happy: George met Bob: Bob wasn't so sure about his new friendship with George: George invited Bob back to the Wham Cupboard: :lol: Bob never spoke of the events which followed, though they left him shocked and changed him forever: :shock: Bob hasn't smiled since: George has:
[quote:7b5c17ba55="Rincewind"]The same thing pretty much happen to me. Thats why i get on with Bob. Damn, that whamm Cupboard.[/quote:7b5c17ba55] There's a moral to this story, I'm buggered to find it though.
[quote:eb561f5ce9="drunkymonkey"][quote:eb561f5ce9="Rincewind"]The same thing pretty much happen to me. Thats why i get on with Bob. Damn, that whamm Cupboard.[/quote:eb561f5ce9] There's a moral to this story, I'm buggered to find it though.[/quote:eb561f5ce9] Your not they only one who got buggered looking for things in Dales stories.
[quote:5fca14566e="Rincewind"][quote:5fca14566e="drunkymonkey"][quote:5fca14566e="Rincewind"]The same thing pretty much happen to me. Thats why i get on with Bob. Damn, that whamm Cupboard.[/quote:5fca14566e] There's a moral to this story, I'm buggered to find it though.[/quote:5fca14566e] Your not they only one who got buggered looking for things in Dales stories.[/quote:5fca14566e] lol, well, as you say, the moral is do not go into strange cupboards, I mean you could end up in Narnia...
Dale, you used all those smilies and still didn't manage to include :ANAL: in a post about the Wham cupboard! Also, Drunkymonkey, the things you say about poor Bob are evil! I'll know in future never to let [i:402008042d]you[/i:402008042d] look after any of my pet emoticons!
