Happy birthday Rincewind and Colonesque

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Maljonic, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. Maljonic Administrator

    Happy birthday dudes, two thingies with one whatsit. :)
  2. Orrdos God

    Happy birthday, my loyal followers :)
  3. McLaren New Member

    Happy Birthday, it's also my dad's birthday today so...erm...yeah.

    Rinso, I hope you get that beard you wanted.

    Kenny, I hope the police didn't catch your family and friends "shopping" for your presents.
  4. Tephlon Active Member

    Happy birthday Guys and happy birthday Board! (Before was conception... :))
  5. Rincewind Number One Doorman

  6. Mynona Member

    Congrats to the two original doormen!
  7. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    I call Number one Doorman on this board!

    In your giant scouse Face kenny!

    oh, and happy birthday mate!

    Have a good one!

  8. Delphine New Member

    Happy birthday Rinso and Kenny.

    Rinso, I bought you a pillow.

    Kenny, I bought you a holiday to go swimming with dolphins.

    Don't drink too much, either of you :vom:

  9. redneck New Member

    Happy Birthday guys. Wish I could celebrate with you, but I've got to work tomorrow. I'll just postpone my celebration of your birthdays until this weekend. I'm not drinking for me this weekend, I'm drinking for you. :D
  10. TamyraMcG Active Member

    Happy Birthday to Rinso and Kenny

    Have a damn fine time 8)
  11. spiky Bar Wench

    Happy birthday to you
    You live in a zoo
    You smell like an orangutan
    And you look like one too

    To you both :p (and my brother)
  12. Hex New Member

    Happy Birthday!!

    May you bask in the glory of many beers and drown in your drunkeness!

    *free beer for all*
  13. QuothTheRaven New Member

    *Gives false ID*
  14. Tephlon Active Member

    You don't need a false ID. Drinking age in Boardania is arbitrary, as the beer is virtual. :D
  15. Saccharissa Stitcher

    Happy birthday guys, hope you had a good one.
  16. QuothTheRaven New Member

    Even cooler.
  17. Cynical_Youth New Member

    Gefeliciteerd en een prettige verjaardag voor jullie beiden.
  18. Nester New Member

    Two shots* in your honor coming right up....

    *The liquidy, tasty kind. Not the metal, fast moving, painful kind.
  19. chrispenycate New Member

    Joyeuxes Anniversaires!
    Soyez sages
    What am I saying? Soyez as unsages as you can manage! Two virtual brandy and scumbles, no rocks, don't let them touch the sides.
  20. Roman_K New Member

    Happy birthday, mates! :)
  21. drunkymonkey New Member

    Yah, happy birthday! I advise using any money you get to open up a loan company!
  22. Electric_Man Templar

    Happy Birthday to the gruesome twosome
  23. Freya New Member

    Happy Birthday to you both.

    For today, I wish......

    You never see the bottom of your pint and nobody tries to give you the "bumps".

    (It doesn't matter your age, someone always comes up with the idea. Usually after several glasses of something green with an umbrella and/or unidentified vegetable therein)
  24. fairyliquid New Member

    happy birthday to you
    stick your head down the loo
    and since its your birthday
    ill flush it for you!

    sorry, coundn't help myself

    thanks spikey for reminding me of it, even if you didnt mean to!

    happy birthday and may you have many more
  25. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Happy birthday both.

    Here's to a long celebration and a short hangover!
  26. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Happy birthday to our favourite chuckle monks!

    *hugs all*
  27. colonesque10 New Member

    Rincewind Wrote:
    Not fair! We rolled for number one doorman and I won, therefore I am number one doorman. See, logic is my middle name. :)

    Thanks for the birthdays greetings guys and Rinso I hope you have a great day, though not quite as great as mine. :D
  28. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    We also rolled that I'm the Pirate King!

  29. hermes New Member

    Happy birthday Doormen Number One! Just don't beat each other up over the title until tomorrow, okay?

    Pirate King?! Can I pet your monkey in a parrot suit? :D

    Edit: That is, the monkey is in a parrot suit. Not me wearing a parrot suit while petting the monkey. Unless I wear a parrot suit while petting the monkey dressed up as a parrot...
  30. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    Yes. Yes you can.


    Yay Hermes posting!
  31. hermes New Member

    Yay! :D

    If only accomplishing all life goals were that easy :p
  32. Roman_K New Member

    You are STAYING this time! Even if I have to get Mal to Sticky you!
  33. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Happy Birthday Doormen Numbers One.
  34. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    My work just gave me cake.

    It was a cheesecake covered in penny* sweets. and It did rock!

    *well, these days it's like 7p sweets.
  35. drunkymonkey New Member

    was is nice?
    did he dock your wages?
  36. Dane New Member

    Happy birthday!

    have a good one you two! :badgrin:
  37. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    It was very nice!

    and, as far as i know, they didn't dock it out of my wages.
  38. drunkymonkey New Member

    Oh, so he isn't one of these bosses that pretends to be nice but you know fine well that he hates anyone who doesn't have money to give him?
    I've heard about them bosses who use people power, and are nice to their workers, they normally end up six meet under, literally and in debt.
    I mean, can you imagine the expense a company would have to pay to buy a cake for all their workers, and can you imagine the sneering from the other bigger companies?
  39. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    Nah! Everyone here gets a cake and wine on there birthday. The boses seem nice enough.
  40. drunkymonkey New Member

    good lord, have they gone into administration yet?
  41. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Hmmm - I work for quite a large multi-national - and we all get cakes on our birthday

    and sausage rolls

    no wine though :(
  42. drunkymonkey New Member

    sausage rolls? OMGWTFHAX.
    I want a sausage roll for my birthday.
  43. Marcia Executive Onion

    Happy birthdays.
  44. Hsing Moderator

    Happy belate... hey! Wait! I'm in time! :) Happy birthday.
  45. sampanna New Member

    And they wonder why its called the "terrible twos" :roll:

    Happy Birthday you chaps! :)
  46. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Drunkymonkey, you aren't Scottish by any chance, are you?

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