[quote:1bd71d9353="spiky"]I said you'd never catch my fully kitted-out ship[/quote:1bd71d9353] With a deck that greasy it's no wonder my hands just seem to slip. I've laughed in the face of death more times than you've taken a bath.
It's a pitty I prefer showers, as you appear to have been chopped in half I've never laid eyes on such a hideous being
No, it's becuase your sword is so blunt it can't pearce by vest. -------------- Why do you insist on wearing that horrible mask, holloween was ages ago!
Your insult books lost twenty pages or so ------------I'm feeling mean Your rusty old cutlass couldn't cut through an orange :lol:
Your spit looks like tarpits. One sniff of rum and you're bent over the railing and at the sight of your face the fish are wailing (they might be laughing, but they're fish, so who can tell?) (Edit to add some lines)
" a-wading it has, three seconds have passed (that long !) " "His face was the colour of Dog-sick puke"
Your ego's go-go can't keep time __________________ My planks are shivering at my scullduggeriness* *huh rhyme that
And your made-up words are quite atrocious. (You responded to her signature, Spiky.) I can fight you until your face turns purple!
An unlikely occurence, as your weapons are made of periople.* Your mother looks like the hind end of a buffalo.** *The thin, waxy outer layer of a hoof **No offense to hypothetical mothers
Whilst yours has the subtlety of Jeaneane Garrofalo Your heart is so small, a hummingbird's beats it.
Get out of my way or I'll push you off the pier ! Millenium hand and shrimp ! Buggrit !* *I do hope this isn't under copyright
(gotta love Monkey Island. My favourite adventure games) I love the look of your left leg. May I remove it? (that was awful, wasn't it?) -------------------------------------- I bet you're gay!
The stench of your breath is really quite jolting! The one thing of worth in your head is your earring!
Your eyes are so awful, your gaze is quite searing. Your sword sure is sharp! (Like sharp cheddar cheese)
But tomorrow feels so much better being far away ---------- I've gotten up and I've reached my beer, hooray!
[quote:196c9a5eff="spiky"]I've gotten up and I've reached my beer, hooray![/quote:196c9a5eff] So that's why you prattle, babble and sway. Your smell would turn even a starving vulture away.
Well your looks, miss, would turn even a pirate gay ! Yarr, you should bottle your stink and sell it as mosquitoe repellent !
It's still not as bad as yours--think 'decomposing elephant'... The wind whistles through your skull like wind on the Sahara.
:badgrin: Who do you think I am, bloomin' Luminara ? (Jedi knight). =really struggled with something to ryhme with 'sahara'= "My acne's been itchin' yar for far to long...."
