Because that would spoil all the fun. Have you ever used, or heard used, in conversation the word- preposterous?
No. It sounds like it came from a black-and-white film or a book you only read in school. Or a really poorly written attempt at 19th century dialogue. Have you ever eaten in a kosher deli? (I was thinking about latkas for no reason whatsoever)
no but my friend went off the highest bridge in SA have [b:9359d50549]you[/b:9359d50549]? edit for spelling