The Question Game

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Orrdos, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. fairyliquid New Member

    there are a great many spoons on this earth, however the spoon you refer to is more than likely on the floor now because who wants to balance a spoon on their nose for that long.

    where is the spoon now?
  2. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Bob took it. He seemed unhappy about it for some reason

    Anyone know why?
  3. spiky Bar Wench

    Because the dish ran away with the spoon.

    Do you think the spoon was the love of Bob's life or just a passing infatuation?
  4. fairyliquid New Member

    passing infatuations always feel like love...maybe that's why he is sad. He lost his spoon :(

    do you think he will ever find another spoon?
  5. drunkymonkey New Member

    Bob is an emoticon, he exists only to serve..
    does he serve [i:4ac4fa42ec]well?[/i:4ac4fa42ec]
  6. sleepy_sarge New Member

    He can't serve anything without his spoon

    or can he?
  7. Cynical_Youth New Member

    I don't know and really I don't want to know what Bob is getting up to with my spoon.

    What is the last song you played and on what instrument did you play it?
  8. fairyliquid New Member

    i played the song i just made up called CY ruins the spoons. I played it on my desk!

    why did CY take the spoons away?
  9. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    To get me to start singing "I'll never find another spoon", ripping off the Seekers.

    Speaking of songs featuring spoons, how ironic is it that Alanis Morissette wrote a song called 'Ironic' which showcased her lack of understanding or irony?
  10. spiky Bar Wench

    Because CY is phobic of spoons like my nephew used to be.

    Are you phobic of anything?
  11. drunkymonkey New Member

    [quote:08ac2024e7="spiky"]Because CY is phobic of spoons like my nephew used to be.

    Are you phobic of anything?[/quote:08ac2024e7]

    seriousness

    are you serious?
  12. colonesque10 New Member

    Seriously thinking about eating a slice of pizza thats been in my fridge for over a week now. :)

    Question: Why do pigeons play chicken with cars first thing in the morning?
  13. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    Cause they're rebels who (literally) fly in the face of our traffic laws.

    Grace: I note the Irony, of the Her lack of ironic examples. However, If she was aware of the irony of singing a song about irony, which have things in it that aren't really ironic, then the song [i:2b747bfa29]would[/i:2b747bfa29] be ironic even though it contains no irony. I think.

    Is this right?
  14. fairyliquid New Member

    it made sense to me so it probably isn't.

    does it have anything to do with spoons?
  15. drunkymonkey New Member

    spoons have evrything to do with everything.

    do spoons sleep at night?
  16. fairyliquid New Member

    of coarse they do so dont barge into the kitchen at noght or they will think the knifes are after them again.

    are knifes the enemy of spoons?
  17. colonesque10 New Member

    No, sporks are the enemies of sppons and knifes.

    Question: I've lost my yellow ball from my mini-basketball game leaving only the pink and orange ones. Do you think the game is still viable or should I look for a new pass time? :)
  18. Hermia New Member

    I can play (sort of) big basketball with just one ball. As your game is mini, it should be easier to play with less balls.

    Where is the yellow ball hiding?
  19. drunkymonkey New Member

    in it's hiding place.

    who is better: Darther Vader or Sauron?
  20. colonesque10 New Member

    I think the yellow ball is either behing my computer desk or lodged in my ear.

    Question: If it is in my ear should I seek imediate hospital advice or should I wait 24 hours and hope it passes through my system. :D

    Edit: Damn crosspost. Darth Vader deffo. :)
  21. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Wait 24 hours

    Can you imagine having to tell your doctor "Doc I have one of my balls stuck in my ear?
  22. drunkymonkey New Member

    I can imagine a lot of things.

    do robots imagine?
  23. fudgecake New Member

    Yes, they wonder what pancakes taste like. It's a serious problem. :D

    What do the curtains in your room look like?
  24. Electric_Man Templar

    Curtains.

    Who wants ice-crea..ted by the pressure of two sumo wrestlers colliding?
  25. Hex New Member

    I have no curtains. I have only venetian blinds which I have hung stuffed animals on.

    I'm in charge of dinner tonight. Should I order takeout, get microwave dinners to heat up or actually attempt to do something that involved using the stove or oven?
  26. drunkymonkey New Member

    all.

    how long will it take for the kitchen to set on fire?
  27. Mooseman New Member

    as long as it takes for Bob to find the matches

    Does Bob even have hands?
  28. drunkymonkey New Member

    no.

    is bob happy that he does't have hands?
  29. Mooseman New Member

    No. With hands he might not of dropped his ice-cream, or lost his shoe.

    Will Bob become our mascot?
  30. drunkymonkey New Member

    yes.

    will bob be happy about this?
  31. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    He'll try to be, bless his little heart, he'll contruct labourate dreams of how much fun it will be and how much good he can do, then he'll watch as are his hope and dreams (like the dreams of the lolly pop, poetry reading and red bike owning) are crushed by the hammer of disppointment, then his face will slip into the well worn feature of fighting back the tears, cuase, though Bob be unhappy, he ever lets it crush him, he always as the hope that one day it will be ok. That why he fights back the tears.

    Do you love Unhappy Bob with all your heart and mind?
  32. drunkymonkey New Member

    yes, and my foot.

    does my foot smell good?

    edit: added a question.
  33. colonesque10 New Member

    Ask Bob, he's the one who's recieved loving from it.

    Question: Does Bob have family that we know of, apart from his apoted father Rinso? :)
  34. roisindubh211 New Member

    Rincewina, his adopted...

    aunt? mother? uncle? who knows?
  35. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Bob knows

    But will he tell us?
  36. drunkymonkey New Member

    no, because he's sawkward like that.

    what could we do to make him less awkward?
  37. Toaf New Member

    Buy him a funny hat.

    Where can we get a funny hat?
  38. drunkymonkey New Member

    In a funny hat shop!

    Where can we find a funny hat shop?
  39. TamyraMcG Active Member

    Maybe in a funny shopping mall

    Why haven't I managed to get to the Mall of America (I mean its only 200 miles away and has been there for a decade already)?
  40. fudgecake New Member

    Because every time you try to get there, you see something better on the way and spend all your money there.

    What is the big creature that lives in the jungle on [i:e7c0234168]Lost[/i:e7c0234168]? Hmm? Well? Tell me!!!
  41. TamyraMcG Active Member

    I could but that might ruin it for too many others.

    Have you eaten any new Big M&M's ?
  42. spiky Bar Wench

    No. They're not for sale here.

    Can I get any work done today or will it have to wait for some future date, and if so, when?
  43. QuothTheRaven New Member

    You can if you decide not to do other things.

    Solid Snake Vs. Sam Fisher. Who wins?
  44. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Sam Fisher. I don't know who either of them are, but a solid snake sounds fairly impotent.

    Do you know Percy Shelley's middle name and how to pronounce it?
  45. sleepy_sarge New Member

    Bysshe (pronounced Bish)

    Is there a prize?
  46. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Yes, it is a virtual statue of Ozymandias!

    How good is that poem?
  47. sleepy_sarge New Member

    So good that you can [i:eaedda1704]tell that its sculptor well those passions read[/i:eaedda1704]

    Will anyone look on [i:eaedda1704]our[/i:eaedda1704] works and despair? (apart from Bob oviously).
  48. drunkymonkey New Member

    There are no words, there is only Death.

    was that random?
  49. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Yes, pretty random.

    How annoying is randomness?
  50. drunkymonkey New Member

    it depends what type of randomness it is.

    what kind of randomness was it?
  51. Mooseman New Member

    a random kind.

    apples or pineapples?
  52. fudgecake New Member

    Apples. Pineapples are an abomination unto... well me actually. :D

    Chinese takeaway or Indian takeaway?
  53. Toaf New Member

    Chinese all the way.

    Rice or noodles?
  54. fudgecake New Member

    Noodles. Where's the point in rice? :?

    Cola or fruit juice?
  55. Mooseman New Member

    Cola, with added Caffeine

    Coke or Pepsi?
  56. fudgecake New Member

    Coke, although it's pretty much the same as far as I'm concerned.

    tea or coffee? (There's something distinctly food based about my posts at the moment... hmm...)
  57. Mooseman New Member

    Tea! always the Tea

    Why the food, fudgy?
    (also, can I call you fudgy?)
  58. fudgecake New Member

    Of course you can call me Fudgy! I would be delighted to accept that name. **bows**

    As for the food, I can only assume that it's because we have NO CHOCOLATE in our house at the moment and I'm suffering from withdrawal. :lol:

    Do you like chocolate? [i:3c17a3c5a7]Do you sympathise with my dire situation???[/i:3c17a3c5a7] :?
  59. Mooseman New Member

    Chocolate, [i:ba9ef210a5]Good[/i:ba9ef210a5]
    No Chocolate :(

    Answers both really

    Notice we are the only two posting atm?
  60. fudgecake New Member

    lol, I don't think we're letting anyone else get a look in! :lol:

    What is your favourite smilie? (Yay, I broke my food streak! I could still kill for a Mars bar though... :D)

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