Prickly, cold and bloody expensive. Why do people think I am strange for not wanting a 2 foot inflatable Santa on my front lawn?
Because they don't want to admit that you are the only sane one in the neighborhood. Inflatable santas are a travesty and should all be stuck with pins and sent out into the stratosphere. What possessed me to eat three cookiedough truffles in a row?
Depends. Do you want food for the body or the soul? Should I post a long, irrelevant, semi-paranoid rant on the Brorien-related thread?
Yes. Thats what its there for. Should I search the house in a vain attempt to find the bug spray or let this blow fly die of exhaustion?
Let it be Perhaps it will find a way out of the house and leave on its own accord. What's a blow fly?
Really big flies. That look like this: http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-43-c-txt/cimg239.html Does that answer the question?
Yup, does for me... Why on earth should one not trust a spongecake ? (not that I ever have, but I'm just wondering why Mowgli doesn't)
Because sometimes they're made out of real sponge, as poor old Mowgli found out... My neighbourhood is full of plastic Santas climbing up walls. Are they evil impersonators, or just aspects of the one great Santa?
there criminals dressed up as santa, that just keep still while your wathching then break into the houses. wat is the circumfrence of the sum?
The circumference of the sum is the distance it takes to travel all around the numbers and the operands (not forgetting the equals sign). What was the sum?
I didn't - but you [i:3fd509de5d]have[/i:3fd509de5d] given me an idea for another game Would "The Answer Game" where person one gives an answer and person two gives a suggested question to that answer - and then the next answer be amusing, or would it be boring?
sounds fun why not try it if it sucks no one will play you neva know ill play why do you want to make a new game
Because it's bread and circuses, not bread and circus. If the distance between the Earth and the Sun is 1 AU, what is the distance between the Sun and Australia?
depends on the positioning of the earth on its axis if australia is facing the sun or not why would you wanna know
Cos these things are important. If you want a really good sun burn would you be willing to make the trip to Australia and join the english backpackers in looking lobster red? edit: cos I'm silly
I don't care for sunburns, but I'd go there to se my brother (he deserves it for introducing me to Pterry's books, and therefore causing my terrible addiction...) Why does sun-tan cream always stick to you AND the sand ?
Because sand was strategically tested in labs for many years until they found a formula that sticks to [i:8b7a2f6ef1]anything[/i:8b7a2f6ef1]. Why don't you put a blanket on the ground first?
Because we have lungs, not gills, and some of us don't even float... Why bother with a blanket, as all a blanket (or towel) will ever do is get covered in sticky sand, which when getting up gets shaken all over you, your neighbours, your dog, and the sun-tan cream which of course, is not properly shut and is now too covered in sand to ever shut again properly meaning you have to buy a new one?
because if we dont we'll get even more covered in sticky sand and you wont get to annoy every one by covering them in sticky sand. why would we want to cover every one in sand anyway?
To prevent them getting sunburnt, now they can't use the sun lotion. How am I going to get everything done?
JCB is just a trademark of diggers and other heavy plant vehicles, The song is called "the JCB song" and is (if I'm correctly informed) number 1 in the british charts at the moment... Sung by the group Nizlopi, you can listen to it here : www.thejcbsong.co.uk and it's not exactly catchy, just rather sentimental and funny. (edit : can't listen to it now, since it's been released... drat !) Why has my dad always been mad on diggers, trains, and things like that ?
So that I don't embarrass myself by mentioning them in a conversation about monkeys. Why is Chinchilla wool better for making jumpers with?
Because chinchillas are allergic to the synthetic jumpers ? Why bother having a chinchilla as a pet and have to feed and clean it out, when you could just buy a ball of chinchilla wool and cuddle it anytime ?
because it's just as soft as a chinchilla but doesn't bite, go to sleep all the time or crap on your hand... why is the weather only nice when you're stuck inside at work ?
In an office... in a calm suburb of Toulouse... about 5m from the beautiful sunny but freezing outdoors. How can we get winters this cold and still go on about global warming ?
Greenland, it's mostly all ice, whereas iceland is covered in volcanoes and hot sources, wonderful place... Except, of course if you're talking about the frozen food chain Iceland, they are colder... Why haven't I got enough money to go and visit wonderful beautiful iceland ?
Some bastards attempting karioki (however thats spelt :? ) for the christmass party at school. *shudders* I honestly didn't think it humanly possible to be that BAD If i were to proclaim emoness, who would hate me?
Depends if it's for writing or drawing, 2B is good for sketches, but if you want to write, a good old HB is what you need... Why is it every time it's too cold, it actually manages to get colder ?
beacuse you think it cant get worse and it always does why is there such a thing as cold weather? edit: to fix spelling
Because otherwise ice wouldn't have been invented, and then ice-cream couldn't have been invented, and that would be tragic. Why do Tesco put security tags on selective £4 bottles of wine?
So that my family can have a MERRY Christmas. (But the £4 ones are the cheapest you can get here!) Have you got a problem with that?
no, they can hav a ball. im a forigner so it ok, ill stick with pick n' pay and u can hav tesco's do u know wat pick n' pay is?
Nope, but round here, if you pay £4 (or whatever that is in euros) for a bottle of wine, it's something of an occasion !! Has anyone here ever actually tried Hermia's buttered cat trick ?
Scotch tape solves everything (choosing to ignore previous scotch tape conversations) therefore the cat would safely land on its feet and the toast would still be warm, clean and yummy. Did you ever try polo holes?
The holes in the middle of a polo mint. The greatest game ever invented is the one where you try to suck the mint to the very end without breaking the ring... Why not just butter the cat's back and forget about scotch tape ?
well that wont exactly go with the whole toast on one side thing why would u butter the cat? it wouldn't taste the same
A corrolary to the buttered piece of toast states that it also works with a wide range of objects (buns, bagels, scones...) and also many different spreads (butter, jam, nutella...) basically, as long as the sticky bit can pick up dust and dropping the object on that side will be at the very least annoying, the object WILL fall on that side. Therefore, buttering the cat will even start the cat off annoyed, if a cat lands on its back, it will break it (cats' backs aren't all that solid things) and that will be even more annoying... So... you eat cats ?
Nope, can't catch 'em I'm too slow... should we shave the cat before buttering it or is butter good for fur ?
