i think the butter might be good for the fur, but it might spend ages licking itself why do cats always lick themselves?
'cause they have problems catching the soap in the soapdish with those paws... Why can't humans clean like that ? :lol:
Yes. I thought I might be paralysed for life following the attempt, but I eventually recovered. Why did my sig produce such a long conversation?
[quote:e14d393f57="koshu"]because its a tricky sig Were did u ever come up with it any way?[/quote:e14d393f57] ok fine How did u come up with it?
No... "U" is not a word. It's "you". Basically, text speak is frowned upon. It butchers the language, and since we have no limit on the number of letters we can use, we are free to use the whole words. Now, not everyone on this board speaks English as a first language, and text speak can therefore confuse them. So, for these reasons we would ask that you use the whole words, and not bastardised forms of them. Thank you.
sorry i thought i fixed it i never noticed that i get shouted at, at school for the same thing Ill do my best
That's all we ask. Just double check you've not used short hand anywhere, and that's fine. It'll stand you in good stead for the rest of your life
[quote:93beb6872a="koshu"]because its a tricky sig Were did you ever come up with it any way?[/quote:93beb6872a] Well, It's quite a well known... Actually, what is it exactly ? a quote ? a theory ? another stupid idea of how to occupy the kids at christmas ?
Just a burst of personal perversity. (Warren Burger was a real jurist. Ham Burger was a fictional lawyer who often opposed Perry Mason, and hamburger is ground beef or a German citizen. You never can tell) Why is back bacon "Canadian bacon" in the U.S., and "Back bacon" in Canada?
beacause in canada you cant say its canadian bacon it makes it sound foreign so they changed it!! Why do people say that the moon is made of cheese?
Because they are hungry at night and they have hallucinations that lead them to believe the moon is made of cheese. Many missions to the moon have occured as a result. Which Pink Floyd album should I buy with my iTunes gift certificate?
My knowledge on the best ones is probably not the most reliable but I'll go with 'The Wall' should I wear my frog socks or my ladybird ones tomorrow?
The frog socks. They will be more likely to fit as they will be bigger on account of frogs have bigger feet than ladybirds. And they are probably webbed so if you fall in water you can swim better. How many socks would a ladybird wear?
2, lady birds have the same number of feet as male birds. Except of course, they don't [u:4ef5eeb6c3]usually [/u:4ef5eeb6c3]wear socks at all... Why does this board revolve around socks ?
The health authorities are advising us all to practice safe socks, so I suppose that means the best kind is a really sturdy pair. Or one very big sock which can be tied (from the inside), just below the chin. Who rocks your socks?
Santa's been known to put coal in my stocking... Do you know the muffin man, and can you give me his exact address? (I've got a wedding for him to cater...)
Drury Lane is all I can tell you. I'm doing a crossword here, does anyone know the airport code for O'Hare?
Now that is truly wishful thinking :lol: , not as wishful as it would have been if I had said it, but pretty darned wishful.
I think it is like anime in book form, a Japanese style of comic book, or something. Do you like to watch skating?
As in ice skating? Yes, and I have not been ice skating yet this year and I'm not happy about it. Is driving 45min for a $3 movie better than 30min for a $6.50 movie? Keep in mind the theater farther away has a Delux Condiments bar.
milk...dark is to bitter Can you touch your toes (Properly I mean...without bending your knees at all)?
I've never seen a proper version of Hamlet, only the [b:0ced50acd2]R[/b:0ced50acd2]educed [b:0ced50acd2]S[/b:0ced50acd2]hakespeare [b:0ced50acd2]C[/b:0ced50acd2]ompany's and that one was funny. Ever seen the [b:0ced50acd2]RSC[/b:0ced50acd2]?
Nope, I saw the Royal Shakespeare Company when I was about 10... The Taming of the Shrew, if I remember rightly. Can't remember much else. If Americans call cinemas "theatres" where do they go to see live people acting (or attempting to act) on a stage ? (and no, Broadway isn't the correct answer, I want to know the name of the buildings ! )
Waiting for results is sooooo much worse! far too much tension! whats the best thing (other than a plant cos he kills them) to get for a flat warming present?
No idea, but the chicken omlette came last... Is that how you spell omlette ? ommelette ? omlet ? hamlet ?
A hamlet is an omelette with ham. And you spell it omelette or omelet. weird word.... Why is omelette such a weird word?
Because the weird qualities of the word matches the weird qualities of the actual meal, thus complementing one another. It's like the reciprocity of weirdness If i put my socks on top of my shoes, do you think it would stop the soles wearing out, or would it just look rather silly?
Cat What would happen if A'Tuin suddenly decided to roll over and swim through space doing the back stroke instead of the turtle paddle?
(S)he does!! source [quote:e8e191787e]This doesn't affect the Disc's population, other than to induce severe seasickness on anyone who happens to be looking at the night sky at that time......................! A'Tuin has been known to do more complex rolls and corkscrews, but these are rarer. [/quote:e8e191787e] Roller Coaster or Ghost Train ?
Lots of people Annoying or reassuring? Snowplows at 5:30am( when we had about 1/8th inch of new snow)
I was a witch once. With the hat. And I think I was the Grim Reaper once too. But I wasn't specificly Pratchett. I once concidered cosplaying Carrot, but decided the Watch unifom didn't conform to the time I had to make the costume. Does that count?
With green hair dye. :?: How has the social security system changed the market economy to a capatilist economy? (Don't understand the question? Me neither. )
It hasn't, it's all lies. When they finally come for us would you prefer to hide in a cave or go down fighting?
It varies....I know dogs louder than humans and vice versa. From experience: dogs are louder unless the person has been drinking I think human snoring is more raspy....but thats just a guess bright pink or lime green socks?
No, it would impair his peanut eating technique Given Fairyliquid's sock obsession, perhaps we need to invest in the product. Can you say "Sock Shop stock" 10 times quickly?
