The Question Game

Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Orrdos, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. koshu New Member

    i think the butter might be good for the fur, but it might spend ages licking itself

    why do cats always lick themselves?
  2. Katcal I Aten't French !

    'cause they have problems catching the soap in the soapdish with those paws...

    Why can't humans clean like that ? :lol:
  3. koshu New Member

    unless your really flexible then i doubt you could reach most parts ;)

    why hav u tried?
  4. Hermia New Member

    Yes. I thought I might be paralysed for life following the attempt, but I eventually recovered.

    Why did my sig produce such a long conversation?
  5. koshu New Member

    because its a tricky sig

    Were did u ever come up with it any way?
  6. Orrdos God

    Proper english, please.
  7. koshu New Member

    [quote:e14d393f57="koshu"]because its a tricky sig

    Were did u ever come up with it any way?[/quote:e14d393f57]

    ok fine

    How did u come up with it?
  8. Orrdos God


    "U" is not a word. It's "you".

    Basically, text speak is frowned upon. It butchers the language, and since we have no limit on the number of letters we can use, we are free to use the whole words.

    Now, not everyone on this board speaks English as a first language, and text speak can therefore confuse them.

    So, for these reasons we would ask that you use the whole words, and not bastardised forms of them.

    Thank you.
  9. koshu New Member

    sorry i thought i fixed it i never noticed that i get shouted at, at school for the same thing

    Ill do my best :) :(
  10. Orrdos God

    That's all we ask.

    Just double check you've not used short hand anywhere, and that's fine. It'll stand you in good stead for the rest of your life
  11. Katcal I Aten't French !

    [quote:93beb6872a="koshu"]because its a tricky sig

    Were did you ever come up with it any way?[/quote:93beb6872a]

    Well, It's quite a well known...

    Actually, what is it exactly ? a quote ? a theory ? another stupid idea of how to occupy the kids at christmas ?
  12. Hermia New Member

    A quote. Hence the "~Steven Wright" part.

    Burger or pizza?
  13. Innkeeper New Member

    Burger, I think.

    Did you mean the food or the U.S. Chief Justice?
  14. koshu New Member

    I think it was the food

    why would you think the U.S. Chief Justice?
  15. Innkeeper New Member

    Just a burst of personal perversity. (Warren Burger was a real jurist. Ham Burger was a fictional lawyer who often opposed Perry Mason, and hamburger is ground beef or a German citizen. You never can tell)

    Why is back bacon "Canadian bacon" in the U.S., and "Back bacon" in Canada?
  16. koshu New Member

    beacause in canada you cant say its canadian bacon it makes it sound foreign so they changed it!!

    Why do people say that the moon is made of cheese?
  17. Hex New Member

    Because they are hungry at night and they have hallucinations that lead them to believe the moon is made of cheese. Many missions to the moon have occured as a result.

    Which Pink Floyd album should I buy with my iTunes gift certificate?
  18. fairyliquid New Member

    My knowledge on the best ones is probably not the most reliable but I'll go with 'The Wall'

    should I wear my frog socks or my ladybird ones tomorrow?
  19. sleepy_sarge New Member

    The frog socks. They will be more likely to fit as they will be bigger on account of frogs have bigger feet than ladybirds. And they are probably webbed so if you fall in water you can swim better.

    How many socks would a ladybird wear?
  20. Katcal I Aten't French !

    2, lady birds have the same number of feet as male birds. Except of course, they don't [u:4ef5eeb6c3]usually [/u:4ef5eeb6c3]wear socks at all...

    Why does this board revolve around socks ?
  21. fairyliquid New Member

    because socks are the pinnacle of human development

    What are the best type of socks?
  22. sleepy_sarge New Member

    The health authorities are advising us all to practice safe socks, so I suppose that means the best kind is a really sturdy pair. Or one very big sock which can be tied (from the inside), just below the chin.

    Who rocks your socks?
  23. Ozzer New Member

    Santa's been known to put coal in my stocking...

    Do you know the muffin man, and can you give me his exact address? (I've got a wedding for him to cater...)
  24. Faerie New Member

    Drury Lane is all I can tell you.

    I'm doing a crossword here, does anyone know the airport code for O'Hare?
  25. Ozzer New Member

    ORD. Or at least that's what Google tells me.

    Is winter over yet?
  26. TamyraMcG Active Member

    Now that is truly wishful thinking :lol: , not as wishful as it would have been if I had said it, but pretty darned wishful. :D
  27. Sir_Gawain New Member

    Gods, I hope not. That winter is over that is.

    Does anyone know what manga is?
  28. TamyraMcG Active Member

    I think it is like anime in book form, a Japanese style of comic book, or something.

    Do you like to watch skating?
  29. Faerie New Member

    As in ice skating? Yes, and I have not been ice skating yet this year and I'm not happy about it.

    Is driving 45min for a $3 movie better than 30min for a $6.50 movie? Keep in mind the theater farther away has a Delux Condiments bar.
  30. Sir_Gawain New Member

    deffinatly the one with the Delux Condiments bar. ^-^

    Which is better, milk or dark chocolate?
  31. fairyliquid New Member

    milk...dark is to bitter

    Can you touch your toes (Properly I mean...without bending your knees at all)?
  32. Sir_Gawain New Member

    Really? I eat plain baking chocolate....

    Yes, I can.

    Is Hamlet's death speach annoying?
  33. Faerie New Member

    I've never seen a proper version of Hamlet, only the [b:0ced50acd2]R[/b:0ced50acd2]educed [b:0ced50acd2]S[/b:0ced50acd2]hakespeare [b:0ced50acd2]C[/b:0ced50acd2]ompany's and that one was funny.

    Ever seen the [b:0ced50acd2]RSC[/b:0ced50acd2]?
  34. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Nope, I saw the Royal Shakespeare Company when I was about 10... The Taming of the Shrew, if I remember rightly. Can't remember much else.

    If Americans call cinemas "theatres" where do they go to see live people acting (or attempting to act) on a stage ? (and no, Broadway isn't the correct answer, I want to know the name of the buildings ! :D )
  35. sleepy_sarge New Member

    A theater (US sp) as opposed to a movie theater.

    Do I get a Tony Award?
  36. fairyliquid New Member

    Maybe if you ask nicely...

    Whats worse...taking an exam or waiting for the results?
  37. Guest Guest

    Waiting for results is sooooo much worse! far too much tension!

    whats the best thing (other than a plant cos he kills them) to get for a flat warming present?
  38. Katcal I Aten't French !

    a radiator.

    why do administrations anywhere plot to make normal people's lives hell ?
  39. Sir_Gawain New Member

    It's in their contract.

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  40. Katcal I Aten't French !

    No idea, but the chicken omlette came last...

    Is that how you spell omlette ? ommelette ? omlet ? hamlet ?
  41. Sir_Gawain New Member

    A hamlet is an omelette with ham. And you spell it omelette or omelet. weird word....

    Why is omelette such a weird word?
  42. fairyliquid New Member

    Because the weird qualities of the word matches the weird qualities of the actual meal, thus complementing one another. It's like the reciprocity of weirdness :)

    If i put my socks on top of my shoes, do you think it would stop the soles wearing out, or would it just look rather silly?
  43. Sir_Vaims New Member

    go right ahead! i sometimes do it myself!
    For you,the glass of water is half empty or full?
  44. Sir_Gawain New Member

    Neither, I spilled it. :roll:

    Cat or dog?
  45. fairyliquid New Member


    What would happen if A'Tuin suddenly decided to roll over and swim through space doing the back stroke instead of the turtle paddle?
  46. sleepy_sarge New Member

    (S)he does!! source

    [quote:e8e191787e]This doesn't affect the Disc's population, other than to induce severe seasickness on anyone who happens to be looking at the night sky at that time......................! A'Tuin has been known to do more complex rolls and corkscrews, but these are rarer.

    Roller Coaster or Ghost Train ?
  47. Sir_Gawain New Member

    Roller Coaster.

    Who bothers to type up a Wikipedia entry for Discworld?
  48. TamyraMcG Active Member

    Lots of people

    Annoying or reassuring? Snowplows at 5:30am( when we had about 1/8th inch of new snow)
  49. Human New Member

    Annoying beyond BELIEF.

    Has anyone ever cosplayed as a Pratchett character? Or Halloweened?
  50. Sir_Gawain New Member

    I was a witch once. With the hat. And I think I was the Grim Reaper once too. But I wasn't specificly Pratchett. I once concidered cosplaying Carrot, but decided the Watch unifom didn't conform to the time I had to make the costume.

    Does that count?
  51. Human New Member

    Not really.

    What's the best way to dye your hair green?

    (Not a rhetorical question.)
  52. Faerie New Member

    With green hair dye.

    :?: How has the social security system changed the market economy to a capatilist economy? (Don't understand the question? Me neither. )
  53. Maljonic Administrator

    It hasn't, it's all lies.

    When they finally come for us would you prefer to hide in a cave or go down fighting?
  54. Sir_Gawain New Member

    Go down fighting, of course! What do you expect from a knight?

    Do stairs go up or down?
  55. Human New Member

    Down's the way you fall on 'em.

    Do dogs snore louder or softer than humans?
  56. fairyliquid New Member

    It varies....I know dogs louder than humans and vice versa. From experience: dogs are louder unless the person has been drinking

    I think human snoring is more raspy....but thats just a guess

    bright pink or lime green socks?
  57. sleepy_sarge New Member

    One of each 8)

    Bursar or Librarian?
  58. fairyliquid New Member


    Would the librarian wear socks? if so, what colour?
  59. sleepy_sarge New Member

    No, it would impair his peanut eating technique

    Given Fairyliquid's sock obsession, perhaps we need to invest in the product. Can you say "Sock Shop stock" 10 times quickly?
  60. KaptenKaries New Member

    I didn't even get safely through the first run.

    Why don't people just get along?

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