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Done an update!
Took you long enough.
P.S. #349 was just so wrong on so many levels.
Edited to add the postscript.
Doors, you rock.
And all the guest strips rock too. I especailly love Kennitron.
I like how easy it is for Ba to defeat pirates. It is only fitting in a god.
So, anyone remember this?
I do apologise for the lack of updates. I've moved house, and had net issues. But, I've managed to get all my new comics onto a computer with net connection!
So, here's the new batch. I hope you all like them!
The last one's my favourite of the new ones. But I also like how Rinso had this extra large space helmet to fit in the hat.
Edit to add: Deja Vu. I'm too tired to figure out why though.
*Rocks out on the Benjo*
oh, that one where i find out what it'd be like if i were bigger is perfect and hilarious and perfect.
except for the ugly colors you keep making me wear, doors. turquoise? bleh.
do more, soon!
i notice a distinct lack of all my brilliant comedy gold.
actually, a few of my ideas were in there, but not nearly enough!
Super Smiley Happy Orphanage.
Chocolate Coated Dale Heart could be the next Cadbury product...
Now do MORE!
Chocolate coated heart was my favorite one too, that had me laughing really hard... Well done Doors and contributors, it's always worth the wait !
Mmm... Tripody goodness.
I missed these
The chocolate-coated heart ROCKS!
A special tripod mini-series: Where Are They Now?
Episode 1: Dale
Panel 1: McLaren dusting the shelves in a very posh looking room, wearing a maid's apron and cap.
McLaren (singing): La la de da, te tum ta de dee, I'm the pretty maid, won't you look at me...
Panel 2: Ella has entered, wearing a ball gown and a tierra in her 'fro.
Ella: You there, peasant! I did not give you permission to sing!
McLaren (abashed): I'm sorry madam! I just thought it would help to pass the time...
Ella: Pass the time?! I should flog you for your insolence!
Panel 3: close up of McLaren
McLaren: Oh, yes miss! But surely you should save your arm, why not ask your burly highlander to do it for you??
Panel 4: Garner, Ba, and Doors, sitting around a card table.
Doors (horrified): Ach, I feel a great disturbance in the force!
Garner: You didn't eat any of Ba's snacks, did you?
Panel 1: Rinso and Nester sitting in a 1950's ice cream parlor...
Nester: You know, this magical adventure through time has been great. I'm really glad we stole Doors' time machine... but I can't help feeling like something is missing...
Rinso: Spoon? (offering a spoon)
Nester: No thanks, old chum, I've already finished my ice cream. You know, I can't quite remember what flavor I'd ordered, though... Chunky something...
Nester: Oh yes, that was it. Honestly, all this time traveling has really ruined my memory... I just wish I could remember what was missing...
Panel 3: top secret military-looking bunker, lots of warning signs and do not enter posters. kenny, in a cage under a sign reading 'experimental time machine - do not use!'
Kenny: Hello? Guys? I think I'd like to come out now...
This makes me laugh perhaps more than it ought to.
Oh my. Me too.
At home with the Garners...
Panel 1: (buzzfloyd and garner in the kitchen, garner eating out of a saucepan over the sink)
Grace: Honey, there's a pile of hair on the floor there, can you pick it up and throw it in the bin?
Panel 2: (garner, with a broom, sweeping the hair pile)
Panel 3: (buzzfloyd, looking slightly incredulous. garner eating out of a saucepan over the sink. the broom off to one side)
Grace: ... Or just stick it on the end of the broom...
panel 4: (as above, but buzzfloyd's put her face in her hands)
Grace: No one must know how we live.
Well... I have updated!
Only a small update, but we'll see what happens in regards to a few more soon...
give than a) youv'e already shown all those to us on MSN at one time or another and b) people have moved on from Tripod strips given to the 'one update a year' time table you're working at, i think you're going to have to try a lot harder than this to win back our love.
like, i dunno, maybe doing TWO updates a year?
Pah, no ducks... sucky update... :cooler: **still sulking**
ducks sucks. its a rubbish ripoff of dinosaur comics and crap.
I want to know what Ba has to do with Plaid...
A quick update!
i just now got this...
Hi everyone, I have to say I'm honoured to see that I'm still being portrayed as a flamboyant homosexual who regularly gets stabbed.
The good thing about going away for a year though - I have three whole new tripod strips to read. :roll:
I blame Doors.
That made me laugh a lot. Good to see you back!
Ba demands a paternity test! Plaid's mother is not his lover! She's just a woman who claims that Ba's the one, but the kid is not his daughter! Plaid's mother says that Ba's the one, but the kid is not his daughter.
Hasn't anybody told you to be careful what you say, to not go around and breaking young women's hearts?
Hasn't your mother ever told you to be careful who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth?
Edit to ask some pertinent questions...
Nice ones Doors.
It's good to be ruler of the world 8)
That's what Hitler said... and look what happened to him!
He grew really stupid facial hair...power corrupts.
Tripod script : Oh deer.
Panel one: two deer are munching happily in an idyllic forest setting.
Deer1: What's that smell ?
Deer2: Ewww ! I don't know, but it's not nice.
Panel 2: Rinso squatting behind a tree, looking franticly from left to right.
Panel 3: The deer again, still munching
Deer1: Oh no it's Rinso again, can't he do that somewhere else ?
Deer2: Pah, complain why don't you, thank's to you, it's going to get worse !
Deer1: *blank look, still munching* How's that ?
Deer2: You've eaten up his toilet paper...
(this is where everyone notices the deer is munching toilet paper)
Panel 4: The deer, deer 1 is spitting out his mouthful
Deer1: Awwwww crap !
Deer2: **significant pause** Well... yeah.
it has potential.
Nothing since DECEMBER !!!!!
I blame Doors, obviously.
I blame ella.
*shocked* Heretic !
Fuck, has it been that long?
I do have some drawn somewhere, I meant to tweak them a bit and put them up. Then i got sidetracked. For 5 months.
It's not dead! I'll see what I can do for later in the week!
Why is anybody surprised? Especially you, Doors.
Well, to be fair, I've been fairly consistent at updating tripods for the years I've been doing them.
I honestly don't think there's been this long a gap before!
I've also been working on a new webcomic idea the last couple of weeks, but it takes an age to make a single panel of it, so progress is slow.
I don't have anything on at the weekend though, so, I'll endevour to make some Tripods.
I should hopefully have several ideas by now
And you're website has broken links that don't go to any pages, I've seen it, I've been checking.
And you write stupid captions for photos!
And your face reminds me of a horse thats been kicked in the stomach!
And you... wait, what? A horse that's...
Garner, meet Rincewind. He's the guy we were forced to accept as part of the government's scheme to integrate the 'mentally less able'.
I thought that was me, or do you have to accept one of each gender. all three genders, if this is applicable to Rinso.
*prods Doors* Want more TRIPOOOOOD !
I am unconvinced! But Tripod makes me laugh, so I forgive you.
I finally did it! Got there! UPDATED!
I'll TRY not to leave it as long again!
i really REALLY hate to say this, but...
Doors, seriously, take more time. Don't force the ideas. As long as it takes, really... we can wait for the funny ones.
I didn't understand the Sesame Street one. Or the other ones. Now I feel stupid. :sad:
Garner, you have the tact of a meteorite.
I however love Ba with boobs. And the Bapprentice :smile: The real Apprentice should be like that, especially with that bitch Katie.
I had to think for a while about Snails in seasame street though. It made sense in the end though! If only we had a snail icon on here. It saves time on msn.
Less yakking to the girlfriend and more drawing!
Edit: I was referring to Garner's post there, not Grace's. Dammit, where's that snail icon :sad:
Is that that TV programme?
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