Discussion in 'BOARDANIA' started by Orrdos, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. Roman_K New Member

    Tools-> Clear Private Data. (Ctrl+Shift+Del)
  2. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    nifty. ta.
  3. Orrdos God

  4. QuothTheRaven New Member

    Took you long enough.

    P.S. #349 was just so wrong on so many levels.
    Edited to add the postscript.
  5. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Doors, you rock.

    And all the guest strips rock too. I especailly love Kennitron.
  6. spiky Bar Wench

    I like how easy it is for Ba to defeat pirates. It is only fitting in a god.

    Great stuff :D
  7. Orrdos God

    So, anyone remember this?

    I do apologise for the lack of updates. I've moved house, and had net issues. But, I've managed to get all my new comics onto a computer with net connection!

    So, here's the new batch. I hope you all like them!
  8. Hsing Moderator

    The last one's my favourite of the new ones. But I also like how Rinso had this extra large space helmet to fit in the hat.

    Edit to add: Deja Vu. I'm too tired to figure out why though.
  9. Ba Lord of the Pies

    *Rocks out on the Benjo*
  10. plaid New Member

    oh, that one where i find out what it'd be like if i were bigger is perfect and hilarious and perfect.

    except for the ugly colors you keep making me wear, doors. turquoise? bleh.

    do more, soon!
  11. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    i notice a distinct lack of all my brilliant comedy gold.




    actually, a few of my ideas were in there, but not nearly enough!
  12. Marcia Executive Onion

    Super Smiley Happy Orphanage.

  13. spiky Bar Wench

    Chocolate Coated Dale Heart could be the next Cadbury product...

    Now do MORE!
  14. Hex New Member

    Me likee.

  15. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Chocolate coated heart was my favorite one too, that had me laughing really hard... Well done Doors and contributors, it's always worth the wait !
  16. QuothTheRaven New Member

    Mmm... Tripody goodness.
  17. Nester New Member

    I missed these :D
  18. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    The chocolate-coated heart ROCKS!
  19. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    A special tripod mini-series: Where Are They Now?

    Episode 1: Dale

    Panel 1: McLaren dusting the shelves in a very posh looking room, wearing a maid's apron and cap.
    McLaren (singing): La la de da, te tum ta de dee, I'm the pretty maid, won't you look at me...
    Panel 2: Ella has entered, wearing a ball gown and a tierra in her 'fro.
    Ella: You there, peasant! I did not give you permission to sing!
    McLaren (abashed): I'm sorry madam! I just thought it would help to pass the time...
    Ella: Pass the time?! I should flog you for your insolence!
    Panel 3: close up of McLaren
    McLaren: Oh, yes miss! But surely you should save your arm, why not ask your burly highlander to do it for you??
    Panel 4: Garner, Ba, and Doors, sitting around a card table.
    Doors (horrified): Ach, I feel a great disturbance in the force!
    Garner: You didn't eat any of Ba's snacks, did you?
  20. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    Episode 2:

    Panel 1: Rinso and Nester sitting in a 1950's ice cream parlor...
    Nester: You know, this magical adventure through time has been great. I'm really glad we stole Doors' time machine... but I can't help feeling like something is missing...
    Rinso: Spoon? (offering a spoon)
    Panel 2:
    Nester: No thanks, old chum, I've already finished my ice cream. You know, I can't quite remember what flavor I'd ordered, though... Chunky something...
    Rinso: Monkey!
    Nester: Oh yes, that was it. Honestly, all this time traveling has really ruined my memory... I just wish I could remember what was missing...
    Panel 3: top secret military-looking bunker, lots of warning signs and do not enter posters. kenny, in a cage under a sign reading 'experimental time machine - do not use!'
    Kenny: Hello? Guys? I think I'd like to come out now...
  21. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    This makes me laugh perhaps more than it ought to.
  22. Hsing Moderator


    Oh my. Me too.
  23. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    At home with the Garners...

    Panel 1: (buzzfloyd and garner in the kitchen, garner eating out of a saucepan over the sink)
    Grace: Honey, there's a pile of hair on the floor there, can you pick it up and throw it in the bin?
    Panel 2: (garner, with a broom, sweeping the hair pile)
    Panel 3: (buzzfloyd, looking slightly incredulous. garner eating out of a saucepan over the sink. the broom off to one side)
    Grace: ... Or just stick it on the end of the broom...
    panel 4: (as above, but buzzfloyd's put her face in her hands)
    Grace: No one must know how we live.
  24. Orrdos God

  25. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    give than a) youv'e already shown all those to us on MSN at one time or another and b) people have moved on from Tripod strips given to the 'one update a year' time table you're working at, i think you're going to have to try a lot harder than this to win back our love.

    like, i dunno, maybe doing TWO updates a year?
  26. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Pah, no ducks... sucky update... :cooler: **still sulking**
  27. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    ducks sucks. its a rubbish ripoff of dinosaur comics and crap.
  28. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    I want to know what Ba has to do with Plaid...
  29. Orrdos God

  30. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    i just now got this...
  31. McLaren New Member

    Hi everyone, I have to say I'm honoured to see that I'm still being portrayed as a flamboyant homosexual who regularly gets stabbed. :)

    The good thing about going away for a year though - I have three whole new tripod strips to read. :roll:
  32. Katcal I Aten't French !

    :lol: :D :) ... :(

    I blame Doors.
  33. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    That made me laugh a lot. :) Good to see you back!
  34. Ba Lord of the Pies

    Ba demands a paternity test! Plaid's mother is not his lover! She's just a woman who claims that Ba's the one, but the kid is not his daughter! Plaid's mother says that Ba's the one, but the kid is not his daughter.
  35. Tephlon Active Member

    Ba Jean....

    But seriously:
    Hasn't anybody told you to be careful what you say, to not go around and breaking young women's hearts?
    Hasn't your mother ever told you to be careful who you love
    And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth?

    Huh?? Huh?

    Edit to ask some pertinent questions...
  36. Hsing Moderator

  37. OmKranti Yogi Wench

    Wooo! Tripods.

    Nice ones Doors.
  38. Nester New Member

    It's good to be ruler of the world 8)
  39. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    That's what Hitler said... and look what happened to him!


    He grew really stupid facial hair...power corrupts.
  40. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Tripod script : Oh deer.

    Panel one: two deer are munching happily in an idyllic forest setting.

    Deer1: What's that smell ?
    Deer2: Ewww ! I don't know, but it's not nice.

    Panel 2: Rinso squatting behind a tree, looking franticly from left to right.

    Panel 3: The deer again, still munching

    Deer1: Oh no it's Rinso again, can't he do that somewhere else ?
    Deer2: Pah, complain why don't you, thank's to you, it's going to get worse !
    Deer1: *blank look, still munching* How's that ?
    Deer2: You've eaten up his toilet paper...
    (this is where everyone notices the deer is munching toilet paper)

    Panel 4: The deer, deer 1 is spitting out his mouthful

    Deer1: Awwwww crap !
    Deer2: **significant pause** Well... yeah.
  41. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    it has potential.
  42. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Nothing since DECEMBER !!!!!

    I blame Doors, obviously.
  43. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    I blame ella.
  44. Katcal I Aten't French !

    *shocked* Heretic ! :eek:
  45. Orrdos God

    Fuck, has it been that long?


    I do have some drawn somewhere, I meant to tweak them a bit and put them up. Then i got sidetracked. For 5 months.




    It's not dead! I'll see what I can do for later in the week!
  46. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Why is anybody surprised? Especially you, Doors.
  47. Orrdos God

    Well, to be fair, I've been fairly consistent at updating tripods for the years I've been doing them.

    I honestly don't think there's been this long a gap before!

    I've also been working on a new webcomic idea the last couple of weeks, but it takes an age to make a single panel of it, so progress is slow.

    I don't have anything on at the weekend though, so, I'll endevour to make some Tripods.

    I should hopefully have several ideas by now
  48. Maljonic Administrator

    And you're website has broken links that don't go to any pages, I've seen it, I've been checking.
  49. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    And you write stupid captions for photos!
  50. Rincewind Number One Doorman

    And your face reminds me of a horse thats been kicked in the stomach!
  51. Garner Great God and Founding Father

    And you... wait, what? A horse that's...
  52. Electric_Man Templar

    Garner, meet Rincewind. He's the guy we were forced to accept as part of the government's scheme to integrate the 'mentally less able'.
  53. Katcal I Aten't French !

    I thought that was me, or do you have to accept one of each gender. all three genders, if this is applicable to Rinso.

    *prods Doors* Want more TRIPOOOOOD !
  54. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    I am unconvinced! But Tripod makes me laugh, so I forgive you.
  55. Orrdos God


    I finally did it! Got there! UPDATED!


    I'll TRY not to leave it as long again!
  56. Katcal I Aten't French !

    Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy !!!
  57. Garner Great God and Founding Father


    i really REALLY hate to say this, but...

    Doors, seriously, take more time. Don't force the ideas. As long as it takes, really... we can wait for the funny ones.
  58. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    I didn't understand the Sesame Street one. Or the other ones. Now I feel stupid. :sad:
  59. Delphine New Member

    Garner, you have the tact of a meteorite.

    I however love Ba with boobs. And the Bapprentice :smile: The real Apprentice should be like that, especially with that bitch Katie.

    I had to think for a while about Snails in seasame street though. It made sense in the end though! If only we had a snail icon on here. It saves time on msn.

    Less yakking to the girlfriend and more drawing!


    Edit: I was referring to Garner's post there, not Grace's. Dammit, where's that snail icon :sad:
  60. Buzzfloyd Spelling Bee

    Is that that TV programme?

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