1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
Ah well if there's a new one each year then you'll be Cooing about another one next week. Facespace or Mybook or something. Neither have grabbed my attention over the last couple of years and I'm so glad after the bad press they've had over recent months, not that I'm stupid enough to put too many personal details on the web. Erm, this site is safe isn't it?
If I had been writing the list, I would have included number five and then made fun of the people that went back up to check it out. I would have called them stupid, gullible people that believe anything. Then I would have given some outrageous, but true, facts/statistics and let that play merry hell with their mind.
