So we've had this poll up for ages, choosing from Greebo, Gaspode, Death of Rats and The Luggage, as your first choice as a travel companion. Now, predictably, The Luggage has 3x more votes than the nearest rival. But come on, a travel companion? If you were going around the world would really you want an animate object as your only companion? Or even just a rat that says SQUEEK? Surely it would be better, if you were being sensible, to have something that speaks, so you can at least have a two way conversations, for the sake of your own sanity?
I have always had a soft spot for Gaspode, but if I knew the proper spell I can see some point in having Greebo along.
Cats don't travel well... If you took Greebo you'd spend the entire trip dealing with the results of all his shagging